Hey scurrdy cats. It’s me Urethra Franklin here, and I’m sure ya’ll are ready to get wickedly enchanted with tonight’s episode of AHS which had a record breaking audience for the premiere. The show is a HIT for the FX channel……This is the description according to my DVR guide: American Horror Story: Coven – Episode 2: “Boy Parts” - Fiona helps Zoe and Madison deal with a horrible tragedy. Delphine LaLaurie struggles to adjust to modern life. Cordelia faces a dark decision about her family…
The title alone is a gruesome spoiler, and keep in mind that one of the witches has the power of resurrection. But I personally can’t wait to see Madame LaLaurie realize that society & life have changed since 1834. That racist serial killing slave owner Delphine LaLaurie is in for a real awakening with a side order of #ItsKarmaBitch.
Last week’s show ended with Fiona sarcastically inviting a dazed & confused Madame LaLaurie for a drink after digging her out of her French Quarter grave. In my mind Fiona takes her to Pat O’Brien’s for their famed Hurricane; otherwise known as truth serum #LOL. Don’t ya’ll want to find out more about the voodoo curse that got her ass shackled & buried for 180 years? I suspect that the Supreme Witch Fiona wants to know how to get her aging hands on some of that voodoo cocktail of eternal life, but without the being entombed part. We saw in the episode trailer that the voodoo witch Marie Laveau is going to be PISSED that Fiona has Delphine #OhHellNah. We also learned how Zoe found out about her Salem ancestry & carnal killing witchy powers, and I eagerly anticipate learning the back story of the other young witches from Miss Robichaux’s Academy. I wonder if one of them will be this generation’s Supreme Witch. I vote for Queenie or Nan, played by the mesmerizing Jamie Brewer, whose Down Syndrome was a character plot point in the first season of AHS:Murder House…..And one more small teaser: One of the witches may have a fondness for Stevie Nicks. Can you guess which one?
I will confess that last week I had one “AHS style” nightmare because I watched the premiere four times, and the brutal imagery & story of this fantastically gory show has trenched into my subconscious. If only the deliciously wicked Jessica Lange would visit me in my dreams and telekinetically launch me mid-air.
After you all have watched AHS:Coven tonight, FX channel 10 eastern/9 central, share your thoughts and comments below. I will update later with an episode recap.…. Enjoy the show mon chéris.