ZenJen suggested this topic and it sounded like it might be fun as a little game during intermission between posts.
I’m older than you, I’m smarter than you and my lawyer is better than yours. Don’t try me.
P.S. While choosing a graphic I found this one. Choose your favorite housewife, note the number and click through for your horoscope. It’s from a great site called ButYoureLikeReallyPretty.Com