How many episodes of this ARE there anyway? Nene has had to “result” to e-vites for wedding invitations. Nene claims her wedding cake is 15K. She has the cake flying in a first class seat from NYC. Do you have any idea how great Atlanta bakeries are? Is this because she did not want to use the one Kim did? I am not believing that she is seriously flying a cake in from NYC. I think she is lying out of her wedding cake hole.
Through piss poor planning Nene is also unable to have the location she wanted. She doesn’t seem to understand that planning a wedding in three weeks is damn near impossible.
Meanwhile we have to hear the word “bride may” eleventy billion times. Nene “bought” Louboutins for all 43 of them. Actually since the real housewives are the last women in the world still wearing that painful shoe, I imagine Christian was thrilled to send a few pairs of last season’s shoes for the promotional time. Marlo hates hers and I agree. They are the fugliest things I have ever seen. I much preferred the pair that Cynthia suggested. At their dress fittings, Marlo was still trash talking Diana and Lexie. Nene decides to force them all to get botox and fillers. Whatever happened to “black don’t crack?” These women do not need botox. However, watching them all march out holding ice packs to their faces was HYSTERICAL!
The Rich Bitch cannot afford her own Crate & Barrel crap so she takes Greg in with her to scan a bunch of stuff.
The bridesmaids are having a tea party with huge fugly hats. Except that the tea is some sort of alcoholic drink. The point was for everyone to air their grievances and Marlo could not handle it and bolted out the door. Cynthia says that she feels like Diana has been throwing a lot of shade at the others by implying she is Nene’s oldest and dearest friend. I guess Diana has been acting a bit superior to the other bridemays. Later Diana comes to Nene and asks her why she is not shutting down the haters. Nene says Diana is contributing to the problem. Nene threatens to “fire” Diana as a “brimay.”
Nene gets the news that The New Normal was cancelled. She’s too busy planning a girl’s trip to Cancun to really care.
I was bored’