Here we go again watching Real Housewives of Miami ! It’s my favorite franchise lately! It’s time for Adriana’s Wedding. This should be great. She’s a Bridezilla!
Alexia is at the beach looking stunning as usual. Sadly, she is there to talk to Lea. UGH. Really Alexia? Alexia is also wearing the wrong sunglasses. She should be wearing the white pair with the white outfit. It’s sad that I know so much about her sunglasses. Oh Joanna and Lisa are there too! Alexia is fraternizing with the enemy camp! Stupid Lisa is the carrier pigeon this season. I love Alexia. She asks Lisa how she got involved. Alexia is prettier when she doesn’t “dress up.” Lea is vile either way.
Lea and Joanna get together at Lea’s house to have girl time since neither was invited. Lea’s top floor of her house is almost all closet! It’s huge.
Adriana’s wedding location is stunning. Her sister and her niece are there to represent her family. Marysol is hysterical. Both she and Alexia have decided to be bagel heads at the wedding, Only Alexia’s stylist is not so stern with her bun. And neither is on the top of their heads like a bagel hat. Marysol says her bagel is so big it looks like an engorged testicle! Who doesn’t love a good bagel head joke?
Adriana seems to be procrastinating. I think she is seriously afraid of commitment. But come on. She’s already married. Frederic can’t find his tux. Adriana will not get dressed. The wedding was at 6 and by 7 she was still not ready. Adriana looks STUNNING in her wedding gown. I got choked up and I don’t even care for Adrianna that much. Adriana tears her veil apart because she doesn’t like it. It seems like Adriana is paying for this wedding and not Bravo. No blatant commercials. I don’t even know who designed her gorgeous dress! The room at the Biltmore is possibly the only thing that got comped.
Someone needed to be in charge of Frederic, his hair needs combing and is bowtie is awful and wampyjawed. That said, it was the best Bravo wedding I have ever seen. It seemed very real and not like a production.
The reception is over two hours late already. It was a DINNER reception. People must be passing out. It’s after 10 and the guests have not eaten a bit since well before 6. People are leaving in droves. It’s 10:45 and no food. Lenny says he wants to leave he has been up since early morning and worked all day. Lisa doesn’t get it. Adriana finally arrives an hour and 55 minutes late to her reception. Lenny leaves and Lisa is furious! Lisa manages to drag Lenny back in for “20 minutes” he’s exhausted and starving. Lisa doesn’t seem to get that marrying a doctor means attending a lot of functions on your own. Lenny doesn’t understand that Lisa is very young and insecure and she is embarrassed to be the one in the room without her man. Again, this argument doesn’t seem staged.
The sword guy there to open the champagne with a sword, can’t open champagne with a sword. Nonetheless, Adriana had a fabulous time at her reception where they partied until the wee hours.