Okay, I am just now getting to watch the 90 minute Reunion show at MIDNIGHT because I had to suffer through a ridiculous 30 minute show about watching TV. Actually, I didn’t watch it, I just waited for it to end.
Here we go to have the same old arguments. Andy goes straight for the court cases against Teresa and Joe. Teresa is still on the “I never thought it would happen to me” train. She also continues to deny that Joe has cheated on her. Life is all unicorns and cotton candy on Planet Teresa.
Andy is not sparing any feeling tonight asking Melissa what she thinks about everyone on the Internet sending around a video of her singing without autotune. He said lots of people think she can’t sing (more or less, I forget how he said it exactly, but…he went there). Teresa is upset that Melissa didn’t open up to her about her father’s past. Teresa seemed a little teary-eyed over Melissa’s book story clips. I think Tre is barely hanging on at this point.
Teresa is claiming that ROL has a deal with Melissa where Melissa feeds them Tre stories and they don’t write anything negative about Melissa. I don’t believe that. Clearly, ROL doesn’t have decent RHONJ sources. RHOBH, yes, but not RHONJ sources. That’s why they have to swipe mine.
Lots of shade about Rich Wakile who tweeted tonight that he declined production’s invitation to attend the reunion. This of course leaves Kathy to try to explain some of his more ridiculous behavior.
Melissa just said that her sisters don’t trash Teresa on Twitter. That’s a lie. I seen it RTed on my timeline.
OMG. First Juicy says he has never offended any gay people despite Andy taking him to task several seasons ago. AND NOW TERESA SAYS THEY HAVE A GAY COUPLE THEY ARE FRIENDS WITH AND SHE HANGS OUT WITH THE GIRL AND HE HANGS OUT WITH THE GUY. They are both men. Teresa says one is always the girl. OMG. OMG. OMG. I think Rosie’s head will explode.
These “where did these people come from?” questions with regard to Penny and Kim D and Jan are ridiculous. I read today that Kathy’s daughter dates someone related to Penny. They have all known Penny for ages. Why do they insist on pretending like they don’t know her? I am surprised that Teresa is familiar with the word, ‘audacity’ even though she doesn’t know how to use it.
Love Caroline calling out Teresa for lying on her blog about her relationship with Al. Then Teresa admits that she never saw Caroline and Al fighting, she just heard about it. And she was mad that Caroline said she didn’t lift the horse leg. REALLY Teresa? BTW everyone looked great tonight I thought. Much better dress choices than usual.
Wait, why would they talk about Albert’s Dad’s death. That is pretty crappy. And happening next week.