Here we go with the final attempt of this season to blog a show full of frankenbites and misdirection. So far not a single word out of Penny’s mouth that says anything about Teresa and Melissa has been shown. For all we know they could be arguing about who is wearing the most expensive pair of shoes. Teresa the word is texts not texas. Meanwhile is that guy who walked in with Johnny the Greek the creepy guy that hung around Danielle Staub?
They didn’t even show the fight. Teresa was hysterical hiding behind Juicy. Then in the middle of it all, Teresa screams out a commercial for Milania Haircare products, “If they want to buy Milania Haircare products? Tell them to fuck themselves!” LMAO. Only Teresa would think to do that. Interestingly, there were huge security types behind nearly every regular cast member. It’s almost like they planned it! Nah….
Just like that, it is over and we are back to square one. Jac is talking about people running their mouth on twitter. Then it’s time for the kid to perform so I will fast forward.
I knew that the finale would be a snorefest this season, but I expected this last show to be somewhat interesting. Nope, it’s still the same old story.
We do get a Caroline retrospective, which to me means she told them long ago that done with RHONJ. I don’t recall any other housewife getting this sort of goodbye reel in the history of the franchises. Caroline decides not to renew the lease on the Hoboken apartment and stay in the family house.
Nothing says let’s make up with my brother like an on camera advertisement for BLK. Let’s see if Teresa manages to make the BLK thing all about her. Will she finally apologize for something? And, are we really going to get through an episode without any Giudice kids? No Gia? This episode is so boring I am completely caught up and forced to watch commercial with 20 minutes to go. SIGH.
Teresa says “Maybe I do regret some of the things I have done.” The more she says to Joe, the worse it sounds. Oh, wait she just actually apologized. Oh wait she is backpedaling. Then she cries and they hug it out. And they are good again. For now.
Juicy Joe has fixed up the shore house and thankfully we get to see all the girls! The house is almost completely finished. Apparently, it is complete enough for everyone to have a party on the water. This episode is like the longest goodbye.
Kathy has decided to build a new house that she is designing. Jacqueline’s daughter Ashlee is back home for an extended visit. Caroline let the lease go on the Hoboken apartment and is back in the house to film her pilot (which I think is already done?). Melissa and Joe sold their house and moved half an hour away. And well, we all know what lies ahead for Teresa and Juicy.