Stilettogate Comes to an End With a Whimper

stilettoSo everyone showed up to court today and essentially dropped all the charges against each other. A settlement was reached that was not disclosed in open court.

According to, Chris Harris, staff writer at all four participants showed up, as well as Joe Gorga’s ball cap to ask the judge to drop the charges. “Over the last week, a deal was brokered between lawyers for “Housewives” star Jacqueline Laurita, her husband Christopher, and Joe Gorga — all of Franklin Lakes — and the attorney representing John Karagiorgis to have the charges dismissed. Judge David T. Pfund approved the deal Thursday afternoon, settling the matter once and for all.”

Edited to add in this part of Harris’s story, ” Jacqueline Laurita came to court dressed in a long, shoulder-less green and black shirt with black tights and black stiletto heels. Laurita played with her hair nervously as her husband, Chris, donning a blue dress coat, jeans, and a blue and white dress shirt, patted her on the knee reassuringly.

BWAHAHAHAHAH! I could have won a bet on the strapless attired IN COURT! But the fact she had the nerve to wear stilettos, to the STILETTOGATE TRIAL is hysterical. The judge should have told her to hand him one, and then called John up to the bench to fit it into his facial wounds!

Well isn’t that special? It’s only a matter of time until we find out what the settlement entailed. Who do you think had to pony up? I am thinking the Laurita and Joe had to split John’s medical bills.  Just a guess. Your thoughts?


Filed under Jacqueline Laurita, Joe Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

29 responses to “Stilettogate Comes to an End With a Whimper

  1. Frederick Uncut

    It is so unfortunate that JTG and the guys got sucked into criminal and legal disputes. This season would have been so, so much better if there was more Jennifer Dalton and Penny as originally planned, and less of the re-tread family crap that they gave us at the last minute.

    • Exactly my sentiments. This season was supposed to be one of transition that focused a lot on Kim D, Jen and Penny. Instead, we got a half season full of the most frakenbites we’ve ever seen in history. The editing was BLATANTLY fake. For shame.

      I also wish we could have seen Kim D demolishing Jen.

  2. Check out the photos here. Joe’s Lawyer is GINGANTIC! Like 8ft tall???

  3. Jacqueline Laurita ‏@JacLaurita 26m
    #honesty #integrity

    Jacqueline Laurita ‏@JacLaurita 33m
    I don’t know any man that would lie about a woman hitting him with a shoe! #neverhappened

    seriously, this woman is more delusional than Teresa!

  4. Ugh, I’ve heard from more than a few that the stiletto-gate was fake anyways. I am not shocked, but it is more than pathetic that they got off scotch-free. Ugh

  5. Even without being a regular viewer of the show I know to expect her to wear shoulderless tops. I’d also expect the stilettos as it’s just part of her (and many women) regular attire these days.

  6. Did anyone just get the news about Caroline? All I am gonna say is that things are gonna be different sooner than we think.

  7. lori

    She’s not wearing a strapless dress in these pics.

    • lori

      Oh sorry. IDK what’s wrong with me that I thought it said strapless dress. Weird.

    • It’s northjersey.coms fault we thought it was strapless. She wore an off the shoulder housewife top WITH LEGGINGS FOR PANTS! #tacky To be fair, Penny also wore LEGGINGS AS PANTS. But it’s Jersey. Not exactly a fashion mecca. Penny’s hair looked nice in court though.

  8. vivaladiva831

    I think they found out they weren’t going to get on tv with it and lost interest in the whole thing!

  9. Gingersnap

    NJ is a fugging disaster.

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