Sigh. I think we are all getting tired of this. Part of the problem is their “storylines” often end up involving the police and making national news so we have heard about this stuff for months. Nonetheless, here we go again.
Is this Posche store a used clothing store? I never noticed that before. It also seems very small. Why is a tiny used clothing store having fashion shows that everyone in town comes to?
I made myself get up off my deathbed to recap a show about Melissa “singing?” Oh hell no! ( Not really, I think I have fall allergies, not fatal) Melissa can’t sing. End of Melissa storyline recap.
I was asleep as of ten minutes ago and I am not sure I am awake. Does everyone else’s TV have Teresa in a purple gansta outfit meeting for lunch with Victoria Gotti discussing how to survive when the husband “goes away” ? Because I am pretty sure that is what I am seeing. Did Teresa get her boobs redone? Also in the flash back to the horse whisperer scene, it seems they changed what Joe said from “legal issue” to “motor vehicle issue.” Interesting. Victoria tells Teresa to talk to Gia about the possibility of Joe going to jail. Teresa says they do talk to Gia and they are open with her. I have a feeling Teresa is telling Gia it will all be fine.
The Manzo boys have an opening party for Little Town. It went well. I can see a spinoff about the restaurant business working. Less drama more realness.
It’s time for the Stiletto Gate set-up. First of all, like Chris tells Jaq what is on twitter? Jaq LIVES on twitter. I used to follow Johnny the Greek and I never saw him say anything about Nick. If this entire storyline is bullshit, that is the saddest thing I have ever seen on TV. Johnny seemed to really want Penny on RHONJ but I don’t think they decided to do it by making fun of a little kid. This is CRAZY TOWN. Obviously, there was some sort of real beef between them because Jacqueline is about to go after Johnny with a stiletto, but I serious doubt Nick is the center of the issue. WTF?
Why are they all talking about Johnny and Penny like they have no clue who they are or where they came from? Weren’t they on last season? At least at a party or something? Wait, Penny was on for sure at the salon before the last end of the season Posche brawl. This is crazy. Did Penny just say, “I taught autism?” No teacher in the universe would ever say that.
I don’t believe ANY of these people. Not a single one. I think they are all reading from scripts written by a third grader.