As I am getting ready to watch the finale of Siberia, I started to think of Christmas of 2008 when I went to Paris for the holidays by myself (I highly recommend this). I like to stay at the K+K Hotel in the 7th arrondissement because I really like the location. Also there is a gas station with a nice convenience store next door, it’s near tons of restaurants and a pharmacy. I had my little gas station snacks and beverages out on the window ledge of my cute little room and perhaps was a bit too adventurous in eating and got sick one day running a decent fever. I laid in bed and ate and drank from my stash and watched marathons of old American TV shows and had the time of my life “being sick in Paris.” I was thinking Siberia would be a good marathon to watch during that sort of situation. It’s interesting and quirky, but if you nap off and on, you can sort of pick up where you left off. #oversharing
I have enjoyed our small group here as we suspended disbelief and enjoyed this quirky little show that no doubt will never in a million years be renewed. So let’s see how they wrap it up.
Everyone reunites at the research center and there is much rejoicing! Daniel who has been worried about Irene, runs out to meet her but apparently she is the only one who is surrounded by landmines for some reason. On NOES! Will Daniel be able to save her or will she be blown to smithereens in the last episode crushing Daniel’s geeky little heart? Why of course he can.
I don’t understand why we focus on dead Natalie so much. Was she this chick’s (Annie) girlfriend?
Oh no! Some bad guys came! But our Real Housewife of Beverly Hills is coming to the rescue! She ain’t afraid of a bunch of Russians in combat gear carrying assault weapons. She’s got Louboutins, dammit! Just when they are about to shoot her in the head something explodes! There is a huge fight between the invisible lizard people and the Russians. While everyone is fighting the cast and the ever filming camera people get away in the truck. Except for Annie who was shot and apparently killed.
Except the truck gets stuck in the snow. Esther convinces Johnny to push with the rest while she steers. When the truck gets free she drives off and leaves everyone. Miljan explains she had the key to the revealer and the money was the last reveal she took it out before she shared the key. she had the money in a bag the whole time. So it appears she is the winner! The rest of the gang makes it to town but it is deserted. They find an apartment with power, but no one is home. Sam pillages the fridge, but Miljan goes for a warmer jacket and takes a gun he finds without telling anyone.
Um it ends with them watching a video of something that happened with Johnny and Carolina that they don’t remember. And then the game hosts shows up and says….”You are not supposed to be here.” And everything goes black.
There is no way in hell we are getting a season two is there?