“Eddie is waaaay funnier on this clip show that he was edited.” ~me
“I would rather drag my dick through ten miles of broken whiskey bottles.” Captain Lee on the gluten-free vegan diet menu.
“CJ, if you fucking start crying again, I’m going to have to go get you some cheese for that wine you have been spouting.” ~Captain Lee
“I don’t want to have to fire anybody, but I will.” ~ Captain Lee to Sam I am.
“CJ, put a fucking sock in it.” ~Captain Lee
” A good sailor never learned a lesson in calm seas.” Captain Lee
“Nobody expects you to stand there and die.” ~ Captain Lee
“If you want to go to war with me, we can do this right here, right now, or you can just do your job.” ~Captain Lee (to Adrienne!!! )
“Adrienne is a closet pervert.” ~ me
“Adrienne should not drink tequila.” ~me (neither should I.)
This lost footage of Adrianne in appropriately accosting the captain my be embarrassing for her. :( Sam and Kat seemed pissy that Adrienne was having all the fun for a change. They saved the sad news that Captain Lee is married for the end.