It’s been yet another rainy weekend in ATL which makes me much more likely to nap, than blog. But the sun is on for now, so let’s see if the clip show of Real Housewives of Orange County had any good moments. I am not expecting much.
I have seen all of this on the reunion, so far. Have I already seen this show? Maybe a first look? Lydia was a virgin when she got married. But do we need fifteen minutes of discussion about it? Heather comes by the stick up her ass through DNA.
Tamra has a very inappropriate dinner with he mother and her son and everyone’s partner. Apparently, there were some freebies left over from the bachelorette parties so she gives her mom stripper panties and a giant dildo. I guess Tamra still hates her mother.
Oh wow, Vicki’s son is on the show. That never happens. He seems very nervous around the kid. And the cameras.
Gretchen and Slade have decided to do in vitro rather than reverse his vasectomy because they are too old to be doing this crap. She can’t decide whether to get married or have a baby first. I assume because she is trying to decide which option might get her a spin-off.
I can’t believe that they did not air Heather’s lovely engagement party on the show. I guess there was not enough brawling. I would love to go to Heather’s tea party! But Vicki tried really hard to start drama.
Not only do they want to rehash Malibu Country but the FOX 5 thing too? The neck bandage wrapped around Gretchen’s throat literally makes me claustrophobic. That dress was made for a drag queen to hide an Adam’s apple.
More Lauri…. ugh. Vicki says that Lauri had to lay down because she could not sell insurance. Lauri brings her college degree as proof that she is educated. I ….can’t. This reminds me of the commenter here that sent me a copy of her degree to prove she was in fact smarter than a fifth grader. What is wrong with these people? She also brought her insurance certificate. Lauri wants you to know she is really, really smart. Apparently, Vicki is in the habit fixing men’s teeth. The Greek God asked her to buy him an iPhone.
And finally, I think the season is really over.
Now for the first look at Tamra’s wedding. She is having it at St Regis, Monarch Beach. It’s a drop dead gorgeous venue. I love that her maid of honor is a man of honor and her gay best friend. Heather is a bridesmaid. The premise, or storyline if you will, is that Tamra wants a huge ordeal, and Eddie just wants it to be over… This should be good. I’m in.