Before we even start, I need to ask everyone on twitter to go here and follow Captain Lee @capthlr this is a NEW RULE for posting on TT, smitsa/sasha seems to think I need to list my posting rules, but as the dicatator here I will just let you know when I think of them. P.S. She also thinks it is against the law to edit your comments to make you look stupid, it’s not. Shape up or Ship OUT is my motto. :) Anyway, I have a HUGE problem when the Captain does not get an intro. So PLEASE tweet @bravotv and @bravoandy and @bravopr to express your displeasure. Again, this is an order. :) Also you can follow Adrienne here. I watched the first look and was APPALLED at her treatment as if she was the problem and not Cunty McCuntface Sam.
But let’s get on with the show. It starts with NO CAPTAIN. It never occurred to me that the Captain and the two real engineers that ran the ship were uncredited. It speaks well that Andy deigned to let our Captain on the reunion. But seriously? Captain Stubing had a credit on The Love Boat. Seriously, if you guys do not manage to get me my Captain Lee back, there will be hell to pay.
I am not sure I can watch the first 15 minutes of this again. ADRIENNE DID NOTHING WRONG and Sam is a queef. First CJ says he is the one that called the cops because his girlfriend had a fit when she saw the show.
Adrienne explains that they draw a salary and the tip whining is ridiculous. Ben is not single CJ is called a douche. I think Adrienne and Ben hooked up. Go Adrienne! I can’t believe anyone on twitter would fault Adrienne for trying to manage a cunt and a drunk. I mean come on. Now Sam is saying she applauds Adrienne for dealing with HER FAULTS? My head is literally exploding. Okay not literally but I feel an aneurism coming on. I am furious by this attack on Adrienne by both Sam and Kat!
I really hate that Andy wants to pretend like we do not know that the guests paid 10% of the normal fee to be on the show because they are so money hungry they actually auditioned people to PAY 25K to be on the show.
Adrienne has been asked to bring in hookers while working elsewhere. Now it is the Kat’s drunken sizzle reel. So lovely. Oh and Hey KAT! You can’t “bone” anyone. Kat admits her behavior was out of control. But she is not addressing it.
I really do not care about Sam and CJ hooking up. I think CJ is trying to make the GF jealous on TV.
FINALLY, time for The Captain! AKA The sexiest man on the boat! The back row needs to stay. The front row needs to go! Alecks is douchebag. CJ is a lying sack of shit. The captain said he would work with Kat again so she is coming back. We will lose, Sam (THANK GOD), CJ (YES!) and ALECKS (Praise Jesus) . Kat admits she was a drunk.
I HATE that people keep ganging up on Adrienne! I HATE SAM and the entire front row.