With rumors swirling that even after all the Brooks drama, Vicki is still seeing him, we get to see Vicki take another blow or three regarding the Brooks issue. Why on earth Brianna would humiliate her mother publicly rather than delivering the blows more softly and in private is beyond me.
Does Heather’s story about someone just deciding they must have her house ring true for y’all? I mean I’m sure it happens on rare occasions… but it just seems sort of random. OMG! She is really defending the onion ring incident? Yes, Heather, the man should have had his onion rings. In a question about Heather emasculating Terry, Heather’s answer is …wait for it…emasculating.
Wow, everyone is super jealous that Alexis got a good edit after all the other seasons of her and her husband being trashed. I’m bored. Bring out Brooks. I am trying to FF through commercials and it is live TV.
Here is Brianna let’s see how long it takes for her to start trashing her mother. But first dramatic deployment scenes for Ryan. Andy asks about Ryan’s treatment of Lydia’s mother. Brianna blames Vicki for being so finicky about the house. Lydia says, “I could see taking your husband’s side in the moment, but after watching the footage, surely there has to be a part of you that thinks…” And Brianna cuts her off and starts to cry. She is not going to talk about her husband while he is in Afghanistan! Oh for the love of Gawd. You are so not Marine wife material, Brianna. Brianna claims that she scrubbed mud and red wine off the couch. Brianna says she has already moved out.
Vicki seems to still be in love with Brooks. She says they still see each other but have an open relationship. Brianna is now saying that the rule was NOT that Brooks could not be in the house, it was just he couldn’t be there when she was there, or her kid, or her husband. She is very defensive about this and Vicki is trying to defend her. When Andy asks why she doesn’t like Brooks, Vicki tries to stop the conversation but Brianna says ,”he’s done some things that are very shocking and extremely disrespectful.” Vicki says, “that is that! We are not getting into details. I will demike and walk off.” Andy’s wonky eyes get wider and wonkier! Vicki says this is not a Brooks bashing. The other ladies are asking her why she stays. Vicki is very, very defensive. Heather says this sounds like he has been physical with her. Brianna does the zipped lip signal. Brianna says that it is not that she just thinks Brooks is creepy. He talked to her about his dick size! Vicki leaves the couch.
Brianna says Vicki should defend her daughter rather than her disgusting boyfriend. Let Brooks come out and defend himself! YAY! That is a fabulous idea! Brooks says this is the first time he has seen Brianna since her wedding and he is sorry. She asks for what specifically and he starts talking about when Brooks first met Vicki in 2007, she say an email where I told her I loved her while she was married to Donn. Brianna brings up Brooks saying Ryan needed to start hitting her to keep her in line. While they are arguing about this, with Brooks denying and then apologizing for saying it, Lydia starts bawling and walks off of camera. Brooks says it is out of context. Vicki is walking off stage too because she is not going to allow the Brooks bashing. She is not the least bit upset that her boyfriend told her son-in-law to beat her daughter. The recording is from two years ago.
During the Vicki and Brooks love reel, Brianna and Brooks continue to go at it. Brianna says that Brooks referred to his dick size and said the ladies call him “Girth Brooks.” Oh lord. I can’t. Lydia is back. She was just overwhelmed by the drama. Vicki is 100% backing Brooks over her own daughter. Vicki is finally crying. Brianna told Tamra she has seen Brooks sending her mean texts that tear her down. Vicki and Brooks both deny this. Brianna ends the segment saying that she loves her mother. Brooks says he loves her enough to let her go and she should listen to her family. Gretchen opens the door to them staying together saying that she and Slade were able to work it out. Vicki keeps saying the world didn’t like Slade and that is pissing Gretchen off. Brooks says he should exit stage right from the family and the friendship. Brooks says the relationship is over for good. Brooks kisses Vicki goodbye and leaves and Vicki sobs. Everyone except Brianna and Gretchen moves in to comfort her. Vicki just wants her family back. Brianna just sits there.
Then there was some blah blah blahs of a closing nature. Nothing interesting except the number of times in this show that Vicki says that Brooks is not abusive and has never hit her. I think the lady doth protest too much. I fear for her love tank.