YAY! It is a RHOOC mandatory party! Who will go sleep with the fishes penguins? The topic is of course how much everyone hates Gretchen (and Slade.) There are actual people at this party. Where did they come from? Ryan is cavorting with the enemy talking trash about Vicki to Gretchen and Slade. He is sure to point out that Brooks is a douchebag. Gretchen confronts Heather about Malibu Country Gate 2013. Heather is very condescending to Gretchen about the whole thing. Heather has an acting career, and Gretchen is a wannabe. Gretchen apologizes for hurting Heather’s feelings by being disengaged at the Hot in Cleveland shoot and that is not good enough for Heather. What is wrong with Heather this season? Why is she such a follower of the pack when everyone decides the season target is Gretchen?
Tamra apologizes to Jim Bellino! This is a sure sign of the apocalypse! Jim and Alexis both cry! I am speechless!
Meanwhile inside the house Ryan is yelling at Lydia’s mother to get her feet off his couch. Newsflash kid, ain’t nothing in that house yours except your suitcase and your clothes. Who yells at someone’s mother? He’s accusing her of being drunk and repeatedly threatening to throw her out! OMG! He is being a giant asshole! She asked him who he was, and he said he owns…errr…. Lives here. She said she put her feet up because they hurt and apologized to him for being disrespectful. (She wasn’t) His response was if your feet hurt, go get a fucking massage. She asks him to stop using the word ‘fuck’. She goes out and tells Vicki a very mild version of the story and he comes over and continues to be aggressive. Brianna is condoning his behavior. Vicki hugs Lydia’s mom and Ryan screams at her not to hug her and to stick with her family. Vicki stops hugging her immediately, almost as though she is scared of Ryan. Brianna is very defensive of Ryan. Vicki says she is going to put her foot down and handle things but she doesn’t.
Tamra and Gretchen go over the wedding dress debacle. AGAIN. Why must we have the same arguments over and over.
Vicki and Slade have the same old conversation. Lydia gets in on the action. Her husband just stands there. Vicki screams at Gretchen. It’s the same old story.
Vicki and Brooks have broken up and gotten back together several times since the Winter Wonderland Party.
Ryan is in Afghanistan, Briana and Troy are getting their own apartment. (I’ll believe that when I see it).
Next week, the reunion, where we will hear the same old arguments.