Urethra Franklin is in the house… If any if you tattlers need a straightjacket in the near future, good luck finding one. They are all on reserve for the crazy dysfunctional paranoid HG in the insane asylum that is Big Brother 15.
I have neglected all of my real life 3D obligations for the past 24 hours watching these crazies. I am tired, but here is what I know for sure from watching the live feeds yesterday, last night, and into the early morning hours:
Nobody has special powers
Nobody is MVP
The HG think Howard and/or Spencer have special powers.
The HG think Howard and/or Judd is MVP.
Amanda & Spencer had a battle of egos resulting in huge argument.
Spencer handed Amanda her own ass in their dick size contest.
Amanda & Spencer are LIARS.
Candice called a house meeting.
Candice gave Spencer a public verbal ass beat down.
Candice does not know how to play this game.
Candice verbal beat down to Spencer only helped Amanda.
Spencer naps to sleep off his verbal ass beat down.
After nap, Spencer hid in HOH room for rest of night w/Aaryn.
Amanda hates Spencer.
Spencer hates Amanda .
Candice hates Spencer .
Spencer hates Candice .
Aaryn hates Candice .
Candice hates Aaryn .
Gina Marie hates Candice.
Candice hates Gina Marie .
Jessie hates Candice.
Amanda hates Howard.
Howard is trying to be an ass to get evicted.
Howard tells Amanda he wants to fuck the shit of her.
Amanda the whore feels sexually harassed.
Amanda complained to the Diary Room.
Every time Amanda mentions it we get fishes.
Judd never wants to speak to Howard again for telling Amanda he wants to fuck her.
Aaryn blames Candice again for her racist edit.
The black fish died, and got eaten by the white fish.
Aaryn cries again because she is not racist.
Gina Marie is a motha-fuckin-fricking village idiot.
Gina Marie farts, burps, and waddles like a toddler.
Jessie really doesn’t like Judd.
Jessie is using Judd like a floatation device.
Judd wants to drop Jessie as a game buddy.
Helen wants to fix everything.
Helen wants to make your dreams come true.
Helen blew smoke up Gina Marie’s ass with love love love. (Gag)
Helen is made of Teflon.(Nothing sticks to her)
Helen loves everybody to death.
Helen is a liar liar pants on fire. (but I still love her brand of crazy)
Aaryn wants to seduce/fuck Judd, and make Jessie jealous for the sport of it.
Judd ignores all of Aaryn’s seduction tactics.
Helen now feels bad for Spencer’s public verbal beat down.
Helen tells Spencer she LOVES HIM.
There is an Andy tucked away in every room.
McCrae still looks like a homeless person.
McCrae has almost nervously gnawed off his right hand.
McCrae is getting annoyed with Amanda’s big mouth.
Elissa will do yoga even during a house fire.
Andy thinks Judd is a shady fuck.
Andy is more devoted to Amanda than Helen.
Targets change hourly
Alliances change hourly
Amanda wants Candice to fall on tweezers to get her eyes gouged out.
Amanda wants Jessie to get brutally gang raped.
Amanda is offended that Spencer wants her to choke on her own saliva, because only Amanda is allowed to wish violence on other women. #hypocrite
Aaryn dropped from being target #1 down to target 6 or 7.
Aaryn is actually playing a good game as BB player.
Aaryn is actually still a raging cunt as human being.
Amanda replaced Aaryn for Judd in her alliance, without informing Judd.
Aaryn wants to flip the votes from Howard to Candice.
Aaryn will vote Candice out in case of a tie on Thursday.
Gina Marie is still the biggest motha-fuckin village idiot. Gina Marie is DAMAGED beyond repair as a human being…..Staten Island will exile her.
Gina Marie made a bet for a $100 w/Aaryn that Nick will fuck her. (ROFLMAO x trillion ROFLMAO)
Aaryn made a bet for $100 that Nick will fuck Andy instead.
Judd & Elissa made a final 2 alliance deal.
The house is on lockdown for competition construction in the back yard. So the rats are locked in together until live eviction show.
Andy should get a job with the CIA after HE WINS Big Brother. He is that good with keeping secrets, spilling secrets, telling lies, spreading lies, and he is INVISIBLE too. He moves at super hero speed all while wearing the latest Osh Kosh Queer Boy Collection.