Real Houswives of Orange County Recap: Lydia Dislikes Teabagging

RHOOCcast2Sorry for delay.  I have been having major problems with my laptop and have been unable to get online since around noon on Monday. I am about to go to the Tamara Tattlers satellite office (at Mickey Dees) and try to get some things up.

On to the Real Housewives of Orange County Recap…Gretchen is mad at everyone.  Tamra has betrayed  her again. Heather is jealous of her acting roles.  Blah, blah, blah.  You are the chosen one for the bad edit this season,  Gretchen.  You had no problem ganging up on Alexis when it was her turn for the bad edit, or Vicki,  when it was her season for the bad edit.  What comes around  goes around.

Heather and Terry got a  $16.45 million offer on their house when it was  not even on the market.  That is pretty amazing with the soft  real estate market in California.  They would be fools  not to take it so they decided to build a new house and Terry has already found the lot.

RHOOCTamraandEddieEddie’s attitude toward the wedding is bizarre. If this is not storyline, Tamra should be concerned. However, I don’t think they picked a wedding date on camera  at a Bravo dinner scene.

Vicki makes a point to say that her eyes look weird because she had an allergic reaction to her eyelashes again. It is weird because there was some sort of issue with her eye on WWHL the other night. What is going on there? Again, it’s her left eye.  Vicki says she likes working on her own company.  In the next breath she says Brooks is going to be there to help her distill some Vodka.

Alexis and Gretchen meet for lunch and mojitos.  Alexis tweeted about  praying for Slade’s son. Gretchen is mad about that, because Gretchen is mad about everything and because she thinks Alexis did it just to make herself  look good.  Alexis brings up Gretchen ganging up on her with the other girls. Gretchen  bad mouths Alexis  in her talking heads.   At lunch, Gretchen basically says that she doesn’t want to make up with her. That was stupid , Gretchen,  Alexis is probably the only one who will be your ally.

Lydia hosts a Bible study group to cleanse her soul after the Canada trip.  Everyone talks about the Godly stuff they do.  Lydia is losing the “Who does  Jesus love best?”  contest.  Meanwhile the dog is airing out his junk, because that is God’s Plan for his life. I can’t believe she didn’t invite Jesus Jugs.

 

Vicki's Gunvalson's Boyfriend Brooks on 20/20 Tonight as a Deadbeat DadVicki, the business partner and  his wife and Brooks are going to a distillery. Brooks is a consultant for the business and the one who put everything together ,  according to Vicki.  Translation, Vicki  is paying Brooks to hang out with her. Vicki  has  said she loves Brooks about ten times so far this episode. Vicki seems obsessed with Slade calling her Miss Piggy. To prove she is not  obsessed,  she names a bacon Vodka drink the Bloody Piggy.

Alexis has an acting audition. She actually does well with the read, until she actually draws a picture to show “the child” which was awkward.  I can see her playing a child psychologist.  She was nervous and may not get the part but her acting classes are paying off.

Lydia goes to tea with her mother and in her talking head she talks about tea bagging. Lol.

Gretchen decides to propose to Slade.  She says she knows she can’t sing, so she obviously decides to record a song.  Because that makes sense.  She goes to some song writers with her song, which they deem cheesy.  Then they realize that she can’t sing and that they are going to have to autotune the shit out of it.

Brooks and Vicki who are not dating, go on a dinner date to talk about their relationship, and his relationship with barely legal porn stars.  Brooks says that he is not dating anybody exclusively, he hasn’t kissed anyone, nothing is going on.  Vicki says that Brianna is spending a lot of time out of town to be closer to Ryan so Brooks can come over. Brooks says he is not going to let Brianna control  their  relationship.  This is the 4,305th time they have had this argument, but Vicki keeps hoping it will end differently though nothing has changed.  Oh Vicki says she gets it in her talking heads and she is going to talk to Brianna.  I don’t believe that. Brooks says they are going to make a lot of money together and my recording ends.

I am going to go insane if my Internet doesn’t work soon! I feel like I am in solitary!!

 

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31 responses to “Real Houswives of Orange County Recap: Lydia Dislikes Teabagging

  1. Laurie in NYC

    Last nights episode was pretty boring. I applaud Alexis for reaching out to Gretchen but I have to say that I thought that Gretchen was so rude. If she didn’t want to repair the friendshipm she shouldn’t have shown up…..oh that’s right….there were cameras there. She just disgusts me. I think she’s just not a good person. I am so over Vicky but this Brooks guy is ticking me off. He’s clearly trying to manipulate Vicky. Its not the first time we’ve seen it. His eyes looked down when she asked if he was dating others. I think Laurie’s story is true. Brooks clearly doesn’t love Vicky……he’s only interested in her money and fame and wants his share. It really bothers me that Vicky is this super controlling business woman but she allows Brooks to manipulate her. Giving him a part of her Vodka business is ridiculous! Its so pathetic the way she holds on to this man who clearly doesn’t love her. I feel really bad for her. I fast forwarded through the Lydia Jesus stuff. I just can’t!!! Love Terry and Heather and would kill for that lot! Mazel tov.

    • Viv

      I can not stand Heather!!! She is such a PRUDE and a SNOB, it is ridiculous!!! She is extremely jealous of Alexis!!! Heather acts as if she is the authoritative person of EVERY thing Alexis does!!!!! Who died and left her to play God?!?!?! She needs knocked off of her thrown! I think Vicky or Tamara will do it, I only hope!! I hope they humiliate her so bad on the show that she does not return, because she is very boring!!! She didn’t want to participate with the strippers but she couldn’t peel her eyes off of them!!! LOL!!! And, whatever happen to her ‘so called restaurant’?!?! Better yet, I hope Alexis humiliates Heather so bad, she leaves the show!!! Go Alexis!!!!

  2. Of course Brooks has not kissed the prostitute/porn star! Everyone knows that kissing cost more, the pros do not kiss! Teabagging, hum, that is what I consider first base, where are these women from??? Andy had it right, all these ladies have OD’ed on the Tox this season, you cannot tell what they are thinking.

  3. Beverly

    Gretchen was as cold as ice at the lunch with Alexis. She claimed she never did anything to Alexis last year. I saw it differently. She tried so hard and accomplished joining the “mean girl” club. Tamara, Gretchen and Heather were so mean to Alexis last year. Especially at the reunion. Now that the mean girls have turned on Gretchen she has no friends. Big mistake on her part not to rekindle a relationship with Alexis. And how desperate is she and her storyline with Slade? She is desperate for Bravo to sponsor a wedding. I hope that’s a big failure. He’s so creepy. I can’t imagine why anyone would want him.

  4. Pam1234

    The thing that bothers me the most is the way Gretchen previously metioned how her “clock” was ticking..so unfair the attention is all focused on Slade’s dying son. She is stuck in this unfair position…imagine how his son feels. Imagine how his mom feels. She is dispicable. I will actually feel sorry for Slade if he marrys her. She is self centered, selfish and immature. Not to mention quite the mean streak there. Alexis may not be the fastest thinker but I think she is kind. Gretche obviously feels she is entitled because she leaves nothing to the imagnation. She will tell you she is special and the rest of the people need to get on board and recognize it…

    • You are so right about Alexis, she is as dumb as a pile of sticks but I really think she has a good heart. The picture drawing thing with the producers, lol, that was just adorable.

      • Skeeter

        I t was cute but what was up with that producer and his tongue/mouth gestures – geez I would’ve ran screaming from that perv’s office! LOL!

      • Viv

        I think your wrong about Alexis, I think she is very bright, but they are all jealous of her, so she has to down play it. Bravo is making her look dumb, if you watched the real clip from her news reporting on her site, you will see that it is Bravo editing the clips to make her look dumb. Alexis is not dumb! You are not to bright yourself, if you can’t see that, I bet she has more money in her bank account than you do!!! Her business is very successful!! Do your research!!!

    • Beverly

      I won’t feel sorry for Slade. He has used these housewives as his meal ticket. Gretchen is as dumb as a stump if she doesn’t realize it.

  5. lori

    I couldn’t get over Heather in her talking jag saying how people will be surprised to know that she is not attached to material things. I guess that’s easy to say when you have millions of dollars to buy new material things. I found that extremely annoying and ridiculous. If she were like the rest of us poor people I would imagine that whatever material things she had she would care a little more about.

    • Ellis Scarlett

      I agree, I find her very unlike able this season. Why is she so obsessed with who and who wasn’t called in for a part?? She got it (on a cancelled show) so who cares?

      And I am SHOCKED that TT didn’t mention that Vicki can’t pronounce “vokka”. I was screaming at the tv, “it’s VODKA!! With a D!!”

    • Urethra Franklin

      It so annoying to hear her complain that her 12,000 square foot house $16,000,000 is too small for a family of 5…

      • DJ

        Actually, Terry said that it’s 15,000 SF. Heather was complaining that it didn’t have enough bedrooms on the same floor so that each of the four kids could have their own. It seems to me that a house that size should have plenty of bedrooms, but maybe they just aren’t all on one floor.

      • Urethra Franklin

        …and that 3,000 square foot difference is the size of the house my entire family of 7 lived in, and comfortably too.

    • I thought the same thing about that stupid scene with Heather & Terry. Who couldn’t squeeze a 4th child into a 15,000 square foot house (I purposely did not use the term home). Heather is a pretentious, self-centered braggard/bore.

  6. Otherpeoplesproblems

    Oh my god i cant STAND when people pronounce it as vokka. I hear it all the time and it makes me cringe.

    Now that thats out of the way, gretchen is that awful type of person who secretly enjoys bad news because it gives them attention and something to whine about. A girl i knew and disliked had this skeezebag boyfriend who was unfortunately murdered and she milked it for years. Would talk about it to anyone who would listen and similar to gretchen the conversation was always about how it affected HER. people like that disgust me. Not that i think gretchen or this girl was delighted at this boys death or slades sons illness but…. Deep down they knew it would garner attention and were looking forward to it. So sick!

    • Seriously, when Gretchen equated her betrayal of Alexis in Costa Rico to Alexis not calling her about her yet to be stepson, eye roll. She made a strategical error in not accepting Alexis’ peace offering.

    • eg

      I can’t stand those type of people either. And if Ms Vicki doesn’t get a CLUE that slimey Brooks is just using her (and really probably doesn’t even like her) I think I will go nuts….or I could just turn the channel;)

  7. Anna

    Alexis was being genuine and trying to work the problem out. I thought those ladies WERE very cruel to her last year, and DID bully her. But you know what ? Since going through that, she is a lot more likable & less self- centered. She did kind of brag a lot. I have to say that I think she is the most beautiful housewife on OC. I just don’t like Heather’s looks……… And I don’t care WHAT she says, she most definitely has had some plastic surgery. Those eyebrows & lids are unnaturally high, and her face is so angular & kind of unnatural looking. I DO like her no-nonsense attitude & she is no dummy. I think Heather & Gretchen both have serious jealousy issues with regards to the other women. That crap about Terry & Heather’s new mansion hunt was very unattractive to say the least! What? 27 foot ceilings are not high enough for WHAT??? You need 37 feet ceilings? And 15000 sf of living space? So NOT impressed! Terry s a major geek, and very passive aggressive! I wouldn’t marry that guy for all the tea in China. Plus, his jokes ARE irritating!! Heather can be a real witch, but he’s like her puppy. Anything to make her happy. Still as housewives go, I like her. She’s not a drama queen, and she’s not trivial or a big gossip. Gretchen makes me want to vomit.

    • Cosign, cosign. Except for the last two sentences about Heather. Gretchen not only makes me want to vomit; she makes me want to turn off my TV.

    • Emotional Millennial

      I am looking for a man like Terry Dubrow! He is the perfect husband. Goes to work, makes the money and let’s Heather spend it as she pleases. It’s just too bad that Heather is a complete witch and treats Terry like shit. He deserves so much better. I hate his passive aggressive attitude. Heather has got his balls in her purse.

  8. The Disher

    What kind of scumbag man would pressure his girlfriend to turn on her own family…instead of working with her to try to prove himself to her daughter…Brooks is such a creepy, wuss. Who in the hell would believe his faint denials of not “dating any exclusively.” Read: I’m fucking her, just not dating her exclusively.

  9. Tiffers

    From what I saw of this episode ( I must have stopped it before the teabag scene), Vicky and Gretchen are both desperate, bitter souls who for many reasons are experiencing negative karma. The same goes for Tamra, her dude couldn’t seem any less interested in her if he tried. I guess what they say is true, it’ll come back to get you and you really get back what you put out there! Jus saying..

    • Emotional Millennial

      Eddie does not give a shit about Tamra!! I can’t even believe he agreed to marry her. I feel bad for him. Tamra is evil.

  10. OMG, gretchen singing scales — what a horror show. lol. i think i’d hold onto that one for laffs now and again. how embarrassing!

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