Hey all…Urethra Franklin here giving some updates about the Big Brother house since the live eviction show.
WARNING SPOILERS BELOW…WARNING SPOILERS BELOW
Judd won the HOH and the house in general was happy for him. Judd & Jessie were especially thrilled because the both of them were have nots for the week. Now these 2 can eat real food and sleep comfortably in a bed together in private. Anyway I don’t believe there is any real 2-way chemistry between these two. Judd read a letter from his family. Though he is educated, he sounds like a 3rd grader when reading it out loud to the HG. There were no subtitles on BBAD so I have no idea what he said. He got a rotisserie chicken (yes a chicken) in his HOH basket and aloe beverages. His music cd was the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The HOH & HG are paranoid about the nature of the twist this week, which we know is that America is the MVP and votes for the 3rd nominee. There is a lot of shady stuff happening out on the net about this twist. A lot of misinformed BB fans thought they were voting for MVP, NOT nominees. I’ve personally seen some tweets by Big Brother fan sites to remind voters to vote Elissa for MVP this week knowing darn well those votes are for the 3rd nominee. #OOPSIE. Does it really matter? BB producers are going to do what they want and still collect $$$ for the votes. I’m excited to see how this plays out…. From the 3 forum sites I read it seems that the top votes are going to Aaryn, Gina Marie, Spencer, Amanda, and a few Helen haters due to her nauseating HOH reign.
These are the current alliances: 1) The Goof Troop-Amanda, McCrae, Andy, Judd. 2) The Knockouts-Amanda, McCrae, Andy, Judd, Helen, Elissa
The have not competition was earlier today, and it was a gross messy one. They had to eat frozen yogurt with gross flavor combos like anchovies & habanero. It seems that some of the HG puked during the competition. I can only dream that Aaryn ate some Texas cow dung yogurt for all the bull shit she has put the HG and America through these past weeks. The have nots for the week are Andy, Candice, Spencer, & Jessie. Poor Jessie, this her 2nd week in a row, and now she won’t be able to sleep with horny Judd in the HOH room…And poor Andy this is his 3rd have not week since being in the house. The have not food voted by America is macaroni & mangoes, not so bad….
Friday morning started out rough for Helen. As soon as she poured her morning coffee she went to the HOH to talk to Judd & Elissa. As she walked in she said “I miss this room” #LOL… Elissa asked Helen her thoughts of Judd nominating Kaitlin & Gina Marie… FLASHBACK: Now remember when Helen was HOH and had delusions from her HOH FEVER, she told Kaitlin if she uses the POV to save herself so Jeremy could be back doored that she(Kaitlin) would be safe, and that everyone would be thankful and not come after her. #DoNotWriteChecksThatYourAssCanNotCash…
Well that was Helen talking out of her HOH ass, and she shouldn’t have been speaking for the others…Helen tells Elissa that we can’t put up Kaitlin because I promised her we wouldn’t. Elissa says “You promised her, we didn’t” #TellHerGirl…Elissa tells her Kaitlin knows she is Judd’s target. This is confusing game of “Big Brother telephone”, but Helen is very upset because someone told Judd that Helen told Kaitlin she was Judd’s target. Helen throws a HISSY FIT & starts screaming and blaming Aaryn for this. Helen is screaming “what a fucking bitch. She is such a shit stirrer. I did not say that.” Helen starts crying and still screaming “fucking bitch” repeatedly and slams a fluffy pillow to the ground #LMAO…Helen dropped too many “fucks” too count. This gives Elissa & Helen more fuel to push Aaryn as a nominee for eviction. Expecting Elissa to be this week’s MVP, NOT, Judd wants to nominate Kaitlin & Gina Marie and allow Elissa to nominate Aaryn.
Meanwhile Amanda & McCrae are pushing for Howard & Spencer as nominees. Everyone is strategizing with the mindset that Elissa is the MVP #Twist….Regardless of America’s 3rd nominee vote, there is a big push for back dooring Spencer or Howard. #WaitAndSee.
Judd has a talk with Gina Marie to let her know that she might be nominated as a pawn with the plan to backdoor someone with a veto. Judd tells her he knows she won’t get evicted. She was NOT happy or willing to do it, and in her Long Island brash voice she says, “Then put up Jessie if you’re sure no porn(pawn) is going home.” #PawnsGetEvictedToo
Nomination Ceremony was early Friday evening: Aaryn & Kaitlin are nominated by Judd. The last two keys pulled were Gina Marie & Amanda’s key was LAST. Aaryn is confused by Judd’s nomination speech. It seems he accused her of twisting words & shit stirring, and he called her a Texas Tornado. Aaryn is pissed. #Karma
Late Friday night: Elissa is freaking out because she has not been told she won MVP for the week. The HG are saying that Elissa should be freaking out because her only value to the game and other HG is the MVP power. Everyone is suspicious of anyone that gets called to the diary room because they may be MVP. Aaryn accurately guessed the twist was America votes for the 3rd nominee.
Kaitlin & Aaryn are starting to turn on each other, and it’s hilarious. Aaryn is isolated because she is all alone with no alliance, or anyone to talk game to. She is starting to suck up to Jessie of all people out of desperation #Insincere… Several HG say they prefer to evict Kaitlin over Aaryn. Andy, Howard & Candice would keep Aaryn over Kaitlin. Spencer continues to say inappropriate things about Jessie’s breasts. McCrae confessed to Howard that he was not the MVP last week. (Last week a few people were lied to about the MVP to protect Elissa) Howard doesn’t understand why Helen is coming down so hard on him for his lies. He says he is playing Big Brother, and this is part the game ….Amanda & McCrae are still getting their rocks off under every blanket in every room in the BB house #Gross…Gina Marie continues to obsessively talk about Nick and reminds everyone that she is not obsessed with him #FatalAttraction…..