Hi everybody. Its Urethra Franklin recapping tonight’s episode of The Young & The Racist, also known as Big Brother.
I’m gonna recap the 2nd half of Sunday’s episode that most of you all missed because the golf game ran overtime and cut the show off for DVR users.
It’s the have not competition which consists of throwing buckets of milk. Howard is teamed up with Aaryn, Gina Marie, & Kaitlin. Howard is willing to be a have not by trying to throw the competition because he wants revenge against the white girls, and he wants them to be miserable as have nots because they deserve it. Howard is acting clumsy & uncoordinated. Instead of throwing milk into Aaryn’s bucket, he repeatedly throws milk directly into her face over & over & over. This was the best moment of the show, and I will watch this on a loop for hours the next time I run out of anti-depressants #FreeMeds… Aaryn is pissed that Howard, who is an athlete, is so uncoordinated and sucks at this competition. #MilkFacials4Revenge. Despite his efforts to throw the competition, the other team of McCrae, Amanda, Judd, & Jessie lose and they are have nots for the week.
For the nomination ceremony Helen nominates Aaryn & Kaitlin. Howard & Spencer’s keys are the last pulled which usually indicates ranking by the HOH.
Now for tonights show. Aaryn is not surprised she got nominated for eviction because she has a “strong personality”(code for bitch), and she is a strong competitor. Jeremy is nervous that he will be the MVP’s 3rd nominee. He sarcastically thanks America ahead of time for voting Elissa MVP again, and he knows that he will be Elissa’s target. Kaitlin tells Jeremy that Aaryn is hated more in the house, and she assures Jeremy that all he has to do is win the veto, and then the house will have probably evict Aaryn over herself.
Helen tells McCrae & Amanda about Howard’s confession to flipping his vote to keep Nick at the last eviction. They expect Elissa to be MVP, and they start strategizing on who the 3rd nominee should be. Helen wants to nominate Howard or Spencer so Jeremy won’t have a chance to play the POV. McCrae confirmed to Helen that Howard was part of the Moving Company Alliance. This is the 3rd big lie that Helen caught the bible thumping preacher man in. Helen plans to test Spencer’s bull shit meter to see if he tells her the truth about his now defunct alliance.
Helen & Spencer are alone in the HOH room, and Spencer tells Helen about his participation in the Moving Company. She tells Spencer that Howard denied involvement… Helen starts crying because the only two people she trusted made her look like an idiot to America. In her diary room she tells us that she was fake crying as a strategy to manipulate him. He apologizes & they hug it out.
Spencer gives Howard the head’s up that Helen knows he is LYING, and he is nervous as hell for what may happen next.
#SHOCKER… America votes Elissa MVP for the 3rd consecutive week, and she thanks America in her annoying as fuck voice. McCrae tells Elissa in the storage room that he thinks Howard should be the MVP nominee. Amanda walks in while Elissa is telling McCrae she is reluctant to nominate Howard. McCrae says Howard has control over Candice & Spencer. McCrae tells Elissa about the earlier discussion in the HOH room with Helen about possibly nominating Howard. Elissa felt she should have been included in that conversation since she is the MVP. Elissa does not want to get blood on her hands doing dirty work for McCrae & Amanda.
Howard starts #ProjectDamageControl in the HOH room with Helen, Elissa, Spencer, Andy, Judd, & Jessie. He confesses to being part of the Moving Company. To save his own ass he starts throwing Jeremy under the bus by giving some anti-bullying speech. He tugged at the heart strings using his students. He teaches kids about bullying & is against bullying. He tells them he hastily aligned with bad people in the game & regrets it, and he wants to play on their side in this game. He promises Helen, who is in tears, that there are no more lies. Elissa asks to speak to Helen alone so she can discuss her MVP nominee. All of a sudden Elissa grows some huge balls and asks Helen point blank if she is a genuine friend or just using her for MVP. #DUH…Helen assures Elissa that she is genuinely her friend and tells Elissa this is her HOH as much as it is hers…and that her plan is to back door Jeremy. Helen wants Howard as 3rd nominee & Elissa wants Spencer as 3rd nominee. Helen wants a group talk about it. Amanda tells Elissa it should be Howard since he voted against her to keep Nick with the flipped vote. Elissa is reluctant because she does not want to have a strong player pissed at her and she does not want to be manipulated by Amanda & McCrae’s agenda. She does not agree that Howard is a bad guy in this game. #GetAClue….Amanda shoots down Helen’s pick of Spencer because he not a mental threat and he is too chubby to be a physical threat. Spencer could not win a competition even if the prize was pussy & ribs. Elissa won’t nominate Howard. Amanda storms out of the room.
The house gets the anonymous reveal for the 3rd nominee. It is Spencer.
SIDE BAR, THE SHIT THEY DON’T SHOW YOU ON TV: Over the weekend on the live feeds when all of this dissent about picking Howard or Spencer was happening, there was moment in HOH when Helen said that production would not allow Howard to be nominated. Then the live feeds went to FISHES for a few seconds. This happened 2 or 3 times when it was mentioned that production was trying to keep Howard off the block. This is a BIG IF… If this is true, Howard is needed for the racist story editing against Aaryn. Also I have read in the live feed updates that it was heard over the BB speaker “Helen, you are not allowed to use production as a strategy.” HMMM. I think it was possible that Helen used production as an excuse so that she would not allow herself and Elissa to be manipulated by McCrae & Amanda to their dirty work. There was a lot, and I mean a lot of editing for this segment. It’s either possible producer interference or a really smart move by Helen.
The automatic players for POV are Aaryn, Kaitlin, Helen, Spencer. By random selection Gina Marie & Candice are selected to play, with Judd as host. YAY Jeremy did not get picked and Project Back Door Jeremy is on track.
Kaitlin fears sitting next to her fuck buddy on the block if the other side wins veto and pulls Spencer off. Kaitlin’s only hope is if Gina Marie wins, and NOT use it. Also if GM does win, Aaryn will expect the veto to be used on her. Gina Marie is in an awkward spot, and best for her that she NOT win it.
The veto competition is being played one player at time. It is a mental & physical competition that consists jumping on a trampoline to see art on the other side of a wall and requires some recognition & memory skills. Gina Marie starts leaking with excitement when she notices Nick on an art piece. I’m surprised Spencer did not bust a heart valve or a spring on that trampoline. Kaitlin had the best time of 7:09 minutes and Spencer was last with 12:19 #HAHA. KAITLIN wins POV. Now Kaitlin’s dilemma is either 1)save herself & risk Jeremy going up as 3rd HOH nominee, or 2) not using POV and risks herself to being evicted against Aaryn. Project Back Door Jeremy is in jeopardy.
Jeremy thinks he can turn on his “Cherokee Charm” and dickmatize Kaitlin to do what is best for his survival in the game. Kaitlin tries to convince Helen to not back door Jeremy, and to nominate Howard if she uses POV to remove herself from the block. Helen cries that the house will kill her ass if she does not put Jeremy on the block. Kaitlin pleads her argument for Howard to go. Helen says Jeremy has not treated her or other HG well and must go.
Kaitlin cries and tells Jeremy she is sorry but she couldn’t convince Helen to save Jeremy. He is rather mature & sweet to her AND nauseating as he kisses her, and he says that he is leaving with his head high & that he is a bad ass champion. #BLEH…. SIDE BAR, THE SHIT THEY DON’T SHOW YOU ON TV: Helen and the other HG tell Kaitlin that if she doesn’t use the veto on herself that they WILL EVICT HER for being a dumb DICKMATIZED bitch. In order to save his ass, Spencer also told her “would you rather be in the house with Aaryn or would you rather Jeremy be in the house alone with Aaryn?”
Kaitlin decides to use veto to save herself, and Jeremy is now the replacement nominee. Project Back Door Douche is one step closer to goal. The live eviction is tomorrow night…..Leave lots of comments Tattlers and lets talk this out.