This is going to be a double recap because I am behind on this show. I like it, I just wish it was on later in the week. I don’t have room to DVR everything I want to watch on Mondays anyway.
Will this charter actually be completed? I have to say the gay alcoholic cokehead photographer episode was awesome. The whole crew is partying hard the night before the second cruise. Kat is supertrashed and hitting on CJ. Sam is not happy about Kat trying to screw CJ before she can. Kat is literally falling down drunk. She goes to bed buck nekkid with the help of a couple crew members.
Kat is super hungover the next morning. The guest is a famous hypnotist of some sort. They apparently live on fresh green juice. Lots of green juice. Gallons of green juice. Which is causing a major vegetable shortage. Not to mention trying to do a BBQ on shore. Carting everything out to the island and then bad weather rolling in. But all in all things went well. The hypnotist tipped $15,000 in cash. Sam was still an annoying twat.
Next episode is five male assholes with more money than sense. One is a vegan, one is a meat eater, they are all essentially going to need individual diets. One guy says he likes greyhounds and neither steward knows what that is? None of them are attractive and all of them want to get laid. They end up bringing cross dressers back to the boat without knowing. Priceless.
This is a fun show to watch but it is not particularly recap worthy. Is anyone watching? Is anyone reading this?