Tamra starts by going after Vicki’s dress, which I LOVE. It is the best dress I have ever seen Vicki in. I love how she refers to the gif above that I put up last night before seeing the show.
Lydia has HUGE eyeballs. Ever since I heard that your eyes are the same size since birth, I keep trying to imagine a baby with those eyeballs. Am I weird? Don’t answer that.
We start with a sit down dinner. Which is the housewives equivalent of a boxing ring. A bunch of dumb blondes trying to define irony and hypocrisy is rather amusing. This conversation between Gretchen and Vicki is amazingly calm and bitchy at the same time. Ooops spoke too soon. Vicki is banging the table and turning into Rosie.
These chicks can’t even drive golf carts, and Bravo has the insurance to put them on snowmobiles? What are they thinking? I really love Lydia. She does a good job of keeping it all from being brawling. Do these people actually know how to snowmobile? Oh lord, Vicki says she does. Annnnd… she is the first to crash.
I don’t get the cold room. Isn’t it cold enough outside? Did any of the housewives catch it was -26 CELSIUS? Vicki does not know the difference between drinking out of a beer stein and a nice champagne glass.
Tamra tonguing the ice wall is hysterical. Has she never watched A Christmas Story? Terry’s DNA comment about Tamra was funny, if a bit crude for him.
Is that witches brew the guy is making? How appropriate. Why is there some positivity crap going on at the table? Who wants to watch this? I love how it ends with Vicki saying, Cheers to me!
P.S. I liked TC’s recap better.