Amanda, Erica and Joey go hiking. Erica and Amanda let Joey know that Ashlee has been trashing her behind her back since the beginning. Ashlee doesn’t like “poor people” from Freeport.
Chanel has gone to see her Rabbi to talk to him about her losing mind at the hanky party. Basically, he tells her to draw on the strength of her ancestors.
WAIT WHUT? Erica and Rob are buying a house together? They are looking at million dollar houses? Rob can afford a two million dollar house? What does he do again? Why is a rich, reasonably attractive guy smothering a random used up high school slut who could care less about him? I feel like this is like when Nene went million dollar “house shopping in Miami.” Apparently, Andy’s real estate agent friends pay him to air a house showing or two. Meanwhile, Erica is worried about her vagina. Isn’t it a little late for that? She is talking about how she doesn’t want to gain 20 pounds have a baby. She looks like she would gain 50 and give birth to a kid with fetal alcohol syndrome who her mother would say was just fine. Don’t worry honey. That baby will drop right out of you like a hot dog down an elevator shaft.
Amanda and Jeff got out to lunch with Jeff’s parents at a Kosher Jewish Deli. Jeff inappropriately paws Amanda through lunch. Apparently, the purpose of lunch was to see if Amanda liked the family engagement ring. Plan to see it again in the season finale.
Chanel is being set up with her family with an Israeli dress maker. He’s kinda cute in a gelled fauxhawk sort of twinky way.
Ashlee is learning how to set a table. She is 30 and her gay father/fiancé is having to teach her. As she walks away her gay fiancé/father tell her to “shake it.” Ashlee does not know how to put frozen broccoli in the microwave. Perhaps she can’t read. Her fiancé reads the directions to her which are, open the bag, put in microwaveable bowl with some water, turn on the microwave, use potholders to take out of the…..oh fuck it. She just had her daddy do it. At dinner, Ashlee and Casey trash Joey. Ashlee’s dad thought she was lovely.
Chanel wears way too much eye make-up on the date. Chanel hears a deal breaker anyway. He wants a traditional wife. Chanel doesn’t see herself cooking and cleaning.
Joey meets up with Ashlee to try to smooth things over with her. Is Joey related to Bethenny Frankel? They look alike and act alike. Ashlee is insulting and annoying and Ashlee. Ashlee tries to lie her way out backstabbing Joey. Ashlee says it isn’t nice to tell her to go call her dad! LOL. When you call your daddy constantly, what is bad about suggesting you do it again? How does that make Joey (she tweeted me, I don’t think she liked my nickname :( That is what I get for breaking my own name rule.) a bad person? Ashlee says she is funny and Joey says, “maybe funny looking” which IS funny and Ashlee has a meltdown. I am cracking up. Ashlee pays the bill and leaves because Joey made a joke that dinosaurs made to each other in the Jurassic Period. Seriously. She is having a little troll like tantrum. Is Ashlee related to any troll dolls? They look and act alike. Ashlee barely makes it out the door and she calls her fiancé/father who tells her she is not funny looking and Joey is horrible. Joey is crying. WHY? Why would Joey even give this chick the time of day? Next week it looks like Joey’s dad throws her out of the house. WHY MUST PEOPLE TORMENT MY
JELLY JOEY?This is a stupid show for stupids!