Sorry ladies and gents but Miss Franklin has the night off. Something about having a life and plans and some other fancypants excuse. So you are stuck with me for this week. That means a quick and dirty recap I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS EVICTION.
Let me start by saying that my girl Helen cannot keep a secret to save her soul. There should be a blindside tonight and my girl Helen ran around like a fool telling the other side. SIGH. Oh Helen. So Elissa is officially my favorite. Not because she is Rachel’s sister but because she gets under Aaryn’s skin so badly. And I hate Aaryn more than I ever hated Rachel.
Candice knows that the boys are going to pick the girls off one by one and she is trying to broker peace. Ooops sorry. I was listening to all the guys meeting two by two. Spencer, Howard and Nick or worried about Amanda and her influence on McCrae. McCrae realizes he has to choose between Amanda and the Moving Company. Hmmm this is a hard one. Heh. I said hard one. Should he pick a bunch of guys or should the quirky pizza boy spend the rest of the summer boinking a hot chick from Florida?
Aaryn is told that some of her houseguest think she is racist. Um, wherever is that coming from? COULD IT BE THIS BIGOT REEL THAT IS BARELY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG AT THIS POINT? Julie says the bigoted comments have made national news outside the house, but now it is effecting them inside the house. Cue the new bigot reel.. Candice says, “Aaryn made a derogatory comment to me today but I just ignored it.” Howard says, “You know the fish story, right? Aaryn says that she noticed the white fish all fight to stay at the top of the tank and the black fish stay at the bottom because the fish tank is segregated.” Amanda goes to talk to Aaryn. She says that she gets Aaryn is joking when she makes racist comments but that the minorities in the house find it hurtful. So Amanda just wants her to be mindful of that. Aaryn says, “That is the most obnoxious and annoying thing I have ever heard.” Aaryn says she is not even going to acknowledge that because it is such a joke. I wish that I cared more about this, but I don’t.” Oh Aaryn, I think you will start caring sooner than you think.
Amanda is asked if she actually realizes that the is being filmed. Then she asks Aaryn. She says she doesn’t forget the camera’s are on, she is just an open person. And now America knows all about her. Julie simply says, “Yes, we all do.” In a way that says fuck you racist bitch we all hate you. It was priceless. The houseguests all laughed. Aaryn looked worried. Perfect. That was better than telling her. Now she will wonder what we think of her. I bet Julie calls Aaryn a racist every week until the boot and then shows a bigot reel to her during her exit interview and then Aaryn runs off and kills herself. Oh um, maybe not that lost part. Sorry I got carried away.
LOL Elissa gives a shout out to America again. It is so obnoxious and perfect. Nick seems to think he going so he just did sort of a Dan speech about the people he likes or something. During the voting, Andy had a good spot amongst the Elissa haters so he may fly under the radar. WOW SURPRISE VOTE! Howard votes to evict Elissa. What is up with my Howie! I think he might have thrown the vote to make McCrae look guilty? I don’t get his strategy. But WOOHOO whatever Nick is about to get the boot.
Gina Marie is literally SOBBING like a wife at her husbands funeral. Se is wailing They can hear her outside the house. Some of the audience is laughing. This is going on forever. Now the other girls are crying because it is contagious. And Nick seems blindsided. He says Spencer must have turned on him. He is right.
Time for the HOH. It is expected to be Trivia and the hamsters have been Jedi Drilling forever. Helen was up all night. I hope she gets it, or Candice, or Elissa. We need Gina Marie, Aaryn and Kaitlin on slop! Too bad Jeremy has a slop pass FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER.
OMG I WAS TOO ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT TO BLOG! HELEN WON! HELEN WON! HELEN WON! HELEN WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY ! YAY! YESSSSSS! Um, sorry. It was very close. There were five or six people still in at the end and they had to do two tie breakers. Kaitlin was fast and knew everything. The last question was how many seconds did it take Jeremy to win the last Veto. Helen got it. This is FABULOUS NEWS! I was going to go to bed but I really want to stay up and watch the live feeds from midnight until two on TVGN!
This is fantastic. Helen and Elissa will control all three votes AND WILL GET PAYBACK ON THE EVIL BULLIES! It looks like Helen might not put Gina Marie on slop though.
Helen is comforting Gina Marie is crying still. Jeremy is pissed. Candice is acting like she is not excited. And that is all for now. Sorry this was such a crappy blog. Miss Franklin will come back and do it right soon. I hope.