I am watching the very end of last week’s show and the credits are rolling and I just happened to notice the following, “Promotional Consideration Provided by Wines for Wives.” I found that odd. I thought that the whole point of these products was the free advertising. Now Bravo is making the housewives pay for advertising? Very interesting.
This is going to be a down and dirty blog because I have to be done by 10 because my DVR is recording two shows and 10 and I will miss the ending if I get too far behind. So y’all feel free to add in the details I miss tonight in comments. Lydia is taking everyone skiing in Canada. I posted about this at the time. I’m dying to see Whistler. I’ve never been there. I would make fun of the Bible that Alexis gave Lydia but I have one like it covered in mother of pearl. I think we got it in Jerusalem. It wins any my Bible is prettier than your bible contests. Sorry RHOOC.
Tamra quote of the night, “Vicki will hardly say vagina. She’s definitely not going to go down on one.”
Alexis has sewn a fake, gigantic engagement ring on her gloves. Just to annoy the ladies. I am starting to like her. These are some of the weirdest packing for a trip scenes in the history of Bravo. Heather announces in the party bus that she has to return that night to LA to shoot Malibu Country. Gretchen and Alexis now both say they were asked to be on the show and were not available. I don’t know what to make of that, what do y’all think. OOOHHHHH The Four Seasons at Whistler. Gretchen says she liked the canoe in the lobby. It was a bobsled, most likely for the winter Olympics hosted there. Looks like a great place to go for Christmas.
Lydia’s Uncle Greg is there. He’s cute, but more importantly, he’s rich. I guess Vicki is the only single one. Tamra is busting at the seams to tell Vicki what Lauri said about the threesome. She is trying to make it seem like she is doing Vicki a favor but she really, really just wants to start some drama. Since Heather is the target this season, why not start with exposing her?
PUHLEASE stop calling each other “mama.” I find that so juvenile and odd. Gretchen says to Greg, “So, you know a lot about Canada?” For the purposes of simile, what is dumber a box of hair or a box of rocks. Please decide and construct your own comparison to Gretchen. Shaking my head. Now she is trying to say concierge. I can’t. I do love Gretchen’s ski suit. Everyone else is going to wish they had one when they get on the hill.
I have to be honest. I am a travel junkie and am mesmerized by Whistler. I need to get this blog popping so I can afford to go for Xmas! Lauri now says that she never said the word threesome. She is already trying to cover herself.
Nobody skis anymore? Of course they do, Lydia. They are acting like they are on the black diamond slopes. They are not. It’s a nice easy slope. Tamra wastes no time to tell Vicki that Lauri says she caught her having a threesome. Tamra sends her to Gretchen to get a first hand account. Vicki confronts Gretchen and Gretchen seems madder at Tamra than Vicki is at Gretchen. Lauri skis up and denies that she was having a threesome. Vicki says that there were three people on her bed watching a movie. In her blog she says it was her sister and someone. She doesn’t say it was her sister during the confrontation. Vicki admits that she and Donn both cheated on each other because they separated many times. Lauri spouts off a laundry list Vicki’s supposed sex partners. Who cares? What is it to Lauri?
Bravo has been running commercials for four minutes so I may lose the last few seconds. Why do they run the shows right up on the hour? Lauri tries to backtrack with Gretchen. Gretchen says she just wanted to hear about Vicki’s ” indescrepancies.” Vicki is screaming about WATCHING A MOVIE WITH CLOTHES ON! And scene. I guess.
Next week looks like more Whistler! And More Drama! YAY!