Other than Big Brother (coming soon!) this may be the show I actually missed while off the grid. So let’s see what I missed. …
There is ALCOHOL at the therapy house? Since when? They have never allowed this before. It sure looks like they are drinking and FF is smoking a big fat…um, cigar? Kidding not. He also thinks people choose to be gay. Trust me if I could CHOOSE to change teams I’d be all Meredith Baxter Birney after some of the men I have dated.
The next morning they show people getting out of bed. Most ALL of them are wearing clothes. For example Joe slept in camo pants and a t-shirt. Tyler appears to have slept in clothes too. Very odd this episode so far. Time for group. The topic is ‘trust’. They have to write down how much they trust each other. Chingy says 85% his girlfriend says 50%. Joe F says 90% (the 10% he says is due to bulimia) his girlfriend, Abby says 99%. She is lying because she is afraid of him. Liz says 75% she is lying too. FF doesn’t show his card, he just says he wrote the same number. Isn’t that amazing. I NEED TO SEE THE CARD! Tyler says 65% Kaitlynn says 100%.
Liz seems to always be alone in her room. FF is always outside or out where the people are. Abby is apparently not allowed to leave outside of Joe’s reach. Kaitlynn clings to Tyler. And Chingy and his girl just don’t seem to gel. Chingy is pissed about the fact she only trusts him 50%. Chingy’s Dad was a player. Sounds like he is dead now but not specifically stated. The girlfriend’s Dad was abusive. Parents divorced over his abuse when she was five. The judge told her mom the kids could not leave the state of NC. She went to the west coast with them anyway. Dad flew out and stole them back while they were in school and he kept them for four years. They were physically abused (she and her sister) that whole time. She reported the abuse to her school counselor eventually and was removed from his home and the mom was given custody, but again they could not leave NC. Her sister was murdered in 2002 by some woman at a party who got mad at her and stabbed her to death. DAYUM. This needs to be a Lifetime movie. She smiled the entire time she told these stories.
Time for compatibility testing! This should cause drama! OK Cupid guy is there to do a compatibility test. They have to answer the online survey. FF can’t do this without assistance. Chingy asks someone, “what contraception mean?” Joe is saying he already has pings of girls who want to meet him. Results time! Abby can’t do a simple math question. So stupid and ignorant go well together. 85% match 84% friend 13% enemy. Guess Abby won’t get a beating tonight. Next up Chingy and Temple…89% Match 76% Friend 32% enemy. Kaitlynn and Tyler…87% Match 77%Friend 18% Enemy…and now for FF and Liz… 91% Match 66% Friend 34% Enemy. Okay, this test is retarded and I feel stupid for even thinking it was going to show anything. But Liz is pissed with FF because he said his greatest….focus was wealth. Liz said love and she is pissed he said wealth. Joe says they got the lowest score because Abby sucks at math. Um EVERYONE’S SCORE was between 85% and 91% and they are all looking for issues. I spoke too soon. Abby is getting at least a verbal beat down tonight because they got the lowest of the oddly high scores.
It’s time to add the final couple, Dustin and Heather from The Real World Las Vegas! I remember Dustin but not Heather. I used to love The Real World more than any show ever on TV I have seen every episode since the first season except I had to stop watching the DC season. It was boring and political. Yet I can’t remember any of these people ten days after the show ends. Except Melissa from Real World. WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER! and I think she is fabulous. Anyway, for those who don’t know Dustin did gay Internet porn before coming into the house and I assume that will be their “problem.” Heather knew/knows about it and still went after him so really how a big of an issue is this?
Joe is an asshole. He is calling Chingy “Ching Ching” and he wants to prank the new couple. Meanwhile, Dustin really hopes that the others will get to know him before his gay past is revealed. Too Late. Joe googles him and he and Chingy are laughing about it. Tyler is acting like he didn’t know. I can’t imagine Tyler and Kaitlynn not knowing since surely they watch The Real World. And Joe Francis is a PORN VENDOR, why is he so giggly about this? Dustin and Heather are still unpacking and Heather feels like the new kid in school. Joe is saying he is not anti gay while showing us he is a homophobic prick… Tyler leaves and feels bad. Joe tells Chingy to go get FF so he can show him. Oh Abby, you seem like such a sweet girl, why are you with this prick?