I am sooo tired. If this WWHL episode gets good I may save my recap until tomorrow but here we go. Andy throws some shade at Kanye West to begin the father’s day show so it is live. And Tabatha Coffee is there.
Joe Gorga shaved his head and posted a “sexy pic” on Instagram. Melissa wants to clear something up right away. She did let her kids stay for cake. However, can I just say that Melissa does not look her best? Is the hair stylist still on vacay? She practically has the top of her head pulled back in a scrunchie! And she has normal people makeup on. Not TV makeup. Oh I forgot to tell you there was a pig at Caroline’s house. Her sister is one of those random animal rescuerers. It was cute.
Andy is falling in love with Milania over Gia… It has to happen as the little monsters age. And Tabatha is appalled. She says, “We all know that I don’t like children, and all I kept thinking is those poor bloody hairdressers.” I agree Tabitha. But monster children on TV are fun to watch.
Andy turns to the “Princesses” and admits his favorite “princess” is Jeff. SHOCKER! The clip is from last week when Jeff went with his “girlfriend” to try on bathing suits with her mother. This is because IT WAS SO FUCKING GAY THAT EVEN THOUGH HE WAS OFF LAST WEEK HE STILL WANTS TO POINT IT OUT IN CASE WE MISSED THAT JEFF IS THE GAYEST GAY THAT EVER GAYED! Then he plays that little 40 minute mark bite that Bravo does of Jeff doing a PERFECT John Travolta moment just to drive Jeff’s gayness home for anyone who may have missed it. SHADE by Bravo. AND JEFF IS THE BARTENDER OMG! Andy has no shame in the shade throwing. Later he calls him “Isaac Washington from Love Boat”
Hilarious Tabatha montage. Andy says she is like he likes his coffee “sugarfree and ice cold.”
For Melissa: How does it make you feel when you hear Tre’s kids talk about you especially Gia? She says they are kids it goes in one ear and out the other, they don’t really grasp what is going on.
How do you feel about Nene saying you should respect Tre because she as on the show first? In a weird way, I do agree…you should respect the veterans. But I have had dinner with Nene and she respects my side as well.
(ANDY asks:) Do you want to clear up the father in law thing? Did you visit him or not? Melissa says everyone was so sick, Joe was sick she was so sick, but of course she went.
When are you going to snatch Kim D by the weave? Melissa says for the record they have come to a truce.
Why did it bother you that Caroline came to Joe to help? Melissa says that she knows Caroline was helping and she loves her now but at the time she felt left out.
How did you feel about how your house was portrayed last week? Melissa gave the same story she said on twitter. She ordered that vanity online. When it came Joe said it was shit so they put it in the kids playroom bathroom.
For Tabitha: Who would you give a makeover to out of all of the Jersey housewives? I am going to guess Kathy…She said Kim D, that annoying one with the bad extensions. Clearly Melissa has told her that she set her up. Good for Tabitha.
Do you find Rosie sexy? As you know, I don’t find anyone sexy. I have been with my partner for an eternity, so no.
Why don’t you like hugs? She feels no need to hug people she is about to call morons.
Biff from Butterfield has two questions one is for Tabatha, immediately I think this is my friend Ed. Ha but it is not. His questions are too stupid to be from Ed. ( I still think he would come up with Biff from Butterfield) Question one: What do you think of Melissa’s outfit ? And two, are you embarrassed to be sharing the stage with Jeff the bartender. (clearly he only shared question one with the screener) Tabitha says first of all she isn’t sharing the stage with anyone, she is just sitting in the clubhouse and Jeff hasn’t done anything to her, and she doubts he will ( camera shot to nervous gay Jeff) As for Melissa who is rocking a neon yellow dress (that looks lovely on her) Tabatha says, you all know that is not my cup of tea, I don’t do color… but whatever.
Vajazling? Yay or Nay? Nay spoketh Tabatha. However… I disagree.
Game Time! Joe Gorga is there, and we are having a monsoon here with thunder and lightning and errything. So apparently we lost some power. So that is all I have.