OMG I LOVE COUPLES THERAPY! Season 3 begins Next Wednesday June12th at 10 on VH1. For the love of GAWD people, I implore you to set your DVRs. Then click through for the lowdown.
This seasons five couples are:
- FLAVA FLAV!!!!! and his chick Liz
I think Liz is the one who accidently (or not) almost burnt the house down during filming. As for their “issue” Um, he’s Flava Flav? The two also live together with her 17-year-old son. Flava Flav is charged with going after him with a butcher knife last October. Flava Flav wears his giant trademark clock necklace everywhere, even to court. I don’t think the case has been resolved yet; however, Flava Flav is currently on tour with some Kings of the MIC deal.
- Joe Francis and whatever idiot is hooked up with him In case you are blissfully unaware, Joe Francis is the Girls Gone Wild dude. You know, he gets drunk girls to flash their tits, and he makes money off of it. In a weird karmic twist, a sex tape with JOE FRANCIS in it is being shopped around, and he is all kinds of pissed off. He also just lost a case against him for false imprisonment and assault. Then he called the jury a bunch of “fucking retards” and suggested they should die. None of this is nearly as shocking as the fact that some chick is actually sleeping with him.
- Dustin from REAL WORLD with Real World girlfriend, Heather These two lovebirds met on the Real World and have been on and off ever since. Their issue is mostly that Dustin used to do gay porn on websites before he did The Real World. Apparently, she has decided she has a problem with that.
- Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom Catelynn and Tyler were the most normal kids on Teen Mom. They both practically raised their parents who at one point married each other. (Her loser mom, his loser dad). They gave the baby up for adoption, graduated from high school and have started college. The are supposed to be having married but Tyler is having doubts. Or else, they just want to make some money to pay for the wedding.
- Chingy and Temple Chingy is a rapper. He doesn’t have a criminal history that I am aware of. He hasn’t been rapping for a while. I have no guess what their issues are.
FOUR DAYS UNTIL THE PREMIERE!