Don’t Be Tardy…Random Thoughts on Two Episodes

RHOAKimDon'tBeTardyWhy did I stop watching this show? It sort of slipped off my radar for awhile. I haven’t seen the last several episodes. Whut I miss? Tonight’s episode centers on Brielle. She continues to make poor grades despite being grounded. So somehow Kim convinces Kroy that the best parenting move is to take away all the punishments. I wish my Mom was as bad at the whole parenting thing as Kim is.  Kroy suggests taking away her fancy clothes and Twitter and Kim thinks that is downright cruelty! SMDH So Kim pushes Brielle by bringing in a glam squad to do her hair and makeup for Homecoming. Tell me Kroy had to agree to this because it was a planned filming and that he has not lost his damn mind as well.

Kim and her BFF stalk Brielle on her first date. They are so cute. Brielle doesn’t know what trout is. How to pronounce Filet Mignon or THAT SHRIMP USED TO BE ALIVE. Nick, her date is doing his best Rico Suave. Kim is concerned that Brielle is double dipping. Kim and her BFF are like Lucy and Ethel in this scene!

Kim is trying to learn Spanish. She asks the waiter what the Spanish word for taco is.

kim-zolciak-momBrielle pulled her grades up to all As and Bs and Kim immediately wants to buy her a car. She’s 15.  Next week Kroy tries to have a commercial-free Christmas. lol.

Now for the previous episode.

Oh it’s mediation time with Kim’s mom, Karen. Plus Kim and Kroy want to have another baby. Kim is trying to get on birth control so that they can time her due date to fall outside of football season.  Kim wants a girl. The doctor explains that gender selection isn’t really possible. They are also looking for non-hormonal birth control methods. Kroy suggested the sponge. Clearly, Kroy did not watch Seinfield. Kim decides to ignore the doctor and seek Internet options. Like shoving lemons up her hooha because some online place says the citric acid has spermicidal properties. Why were the sponges discontinued anyway? Never mind, I probably don’t want to know and I fear the explanation would upset my gay male readers.

Kim and her BFF drink wine out of red solo cups. BTW, Kim’s real hair looks fabulous. The girl diet “chocolate, vegetables, fish and sweets.” Have sex during the full moon. Get it from behind.

Kim has to go to mediation without Kroy because he has a Thursday night game that week. She is trying to decide what to wear. She is pissed that her mother is filing as an indigent litigant. She says she has a house and two cars. She is also worried that her parents would sell tabloid stories to the gossip sites since they were all over ROL and others when this was all going on. After several ridiculous wardrobe considerations they come up with a good one. Kim’s brother hasn’t spoken to their parents in two years. At mediation, Kim refuses to budge and denies any visitation. So it’s off to trial they will go.

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16 responses to “Don’t Be Tardy…Random Thoughts on Two Episodes

  1. Pinky

    How did she bring failing grades to A’s and B’s?? I am not buying this – bravo filming.

    • terry macon

      It was a progress report.

      • Nicole

        Yeah, people. It’s a “progress report”. They send those out every 9 weeks. In high school here in Georgia, we have grades twice a year. Us backward, trailer trash people (sarcasm…) can even look up our kids grades on a website on the Internet.

        Brielle is a good kid. They live just down the street from us and I see her up at the local shopping center with her camera and sometimes Brandon (her best friend) comes up and meet her. My daughter was bullied last year in middle school and it DOES affect her grades. She is having a better year but those girls are still bullies. Luckily, she has found some nice friends to hang out with. You’ll be surprised at who the bullies are. It’s not the popular girls but the wanna bees.

  2. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Is Kroy “sponge worth””

  3. DJ

    Brielle didn’t know how to pronounce filet mignon, but Kroy mispronounced guacamole and quesadillas. Then they both had the balls to “correct” the people who pronounced them correctly!

    • Lots of jokes go over your head I imagine….

    • Mrs Mavis Gibson

      Beyond racthet, people can leave the mobile home park and yet the park habits and lack of education can’t leave them, one episode of this show was one too many, and, sadly, now she’s got her child at school by this show for bad grades among other things I would guess…..

  4. Susan

    Is it Kim’s brother or Kim’s mothers brother? Brielle seem to have missed a lot of every day education. I know she is only 15 but there are so many things out there that are sooooo simple and the poor kid hasn’t got a clue. I feel a little sorry for her. To have “things and make up” doesn’t make for a well rounded kid. If she doesn’t bring up the smarts she is going to have a rough life. I’m sure her mom and Kroy aren’t going to pay her way through life. I agree with Pinky, how in the world did she bring up failing grades to As and Bs in that short of time. By the way didn’t Kim say Brielle would be out of the house in what two years. Hopefully she will go to college. other wise how is she going to support herself?

    • Katrina

      It’s my understanding that Kim has a brother. He has never been on the show. I don’t know if he is younger or older.

  5. I like this show more and more. I think Kim and Kroy are great together and had to laugh when Kim said if she had another baby too soon her lady parts would be flapping in the wind. Kroy said there were doctors that could fix that! And the doctor they went to was so funny! Brielle has made good grades in the past but has had to deal with bullying so perhaps that may have caused her some problems. Kim got her a tutor who is obviously helping her pull her grades up. She also had ‘car’ on the brain. Wouldn’t you pull your grades up if you thought your mom was going to buy you a car?? I wonder who is going to win this battle over the car? I hope Kroy holds out. Brielle is too young to have a car of her own.

    • Curious what makes you think she’s too young to have her own car. Most people I know had their own car (nothing on the level that Brielle wants or that Kroy can afford) when they were 16 or 17.

  6. Dana

    Hi Tamara! My battery is running dead so I apolagize for not posting on an RHOA post.
    I do not usually comment on blogs so I am sorry if I am bothering you.
    Can you link me to your post about RHOA being fake? Like the dinner scene? You mentioned how Phaedra really never represented Sheree, the hearing Phaedra had with her client being fake etc? Or any information you can link me too. I just got mu iphone and I tried searching and it dont work. Its on my end.
    In exchange, I can make you something about your favorite housewife. You know who I mean. :) You can email or tell me what you prefer.
    Thank you so much. Have a good day, stay out of the heat. The weather, its hot today! I will check back later.

    Dana

  7. Dana

    Hi Tamara! My battery is running dead so I apolagize for not posting on an RHOA post.
    I do not usually comment on blogs so I am sorry if I am bothering you.
    Can you link me to your post about RHOA being fake? Like the dinner scene? You mentioned how Phaedra really never represented Sheree, the hearing Phaedra had with her client being fake etc? Or any information you can link me too. I just got my iphone and I tried searching and it dont work. Its on my end.
    In exchange, I can make you something about your favorite housewife. You know who I mean. :) You can email or tell me what you prefer.
    Thank you so much. Have a good day, stay out of the heat. The weather, its hot today! I will check back later.

    Dana

  8. TT. Who’s your favorite HW? Mine is still Bethenney. Most of the others have jumped the shark for me.

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