Yikes! I got distracted and missed the first five minutes of Dr. Phil. Teen Mom Farrah is on and she is trying to explain to Dr. Phil ….well I am not really sure what her point is. She is insulting James Deen her porno co-star for talking to TMZ about her personal business. Does that make sense to anyone? Isn’t the porno his personal business too? She says she called him demanding an apology and he didn’t say he was sorry. He didn’t care! LOL.
Farrah is super happy to have her body back. She wants to show her beautiful and sexy side. Dr. Phil says, “to who?” and she said, “to me!” OMG this is TV gold. Sorry this is going to be incoherent I am watching and typing. She is going on about sexy pictures she has had made as sort of justification for something. She is saying that the porno was for her and that James should be used to keeping such things private. Yes, I know none of this makes sense. That is what she is saying though. She wanted a porno so she could watch herself and see how sexy she is. She does not appear to be on drugs or drunk in this interview. Dr. Phil says …okay fine so you hired this company to help you make this film for your own personal use, so now I assume you have it at home in a drawer. So what is all the controversy? Farrah is alleging that the production company made a copy unbeknownst to her and it is being shopped around. LOLOLOL.
Phil goes to commercial saying, “Next did Farrah agree to release this film that she made for herself to immortalize her femininity for two million dollars?” This is hysterical stuff. Farrah says James Deen is doing all of this for fame and attention! Phil asks if she will take 2 million for it and she says she thinks it will have to be more than that. Phil asks her if James Deen told him that there was a release and a distribution deal signed before it was shot, would that be a lie. She says that would be a lie.
Farrah is not worried about Sophia seeing it. Farrah doesn’t even want to discuss it with her parents. Phil asks if she really though it would be under the radar. Oh yes, she says. I really did. OMG. Farrah’s dad blames James Deen too. He says that James Deen is abusive and this is hurt our family. He says his parents are in their 80s and this is hard. He seems not to blame Farrah at all. Phil says he doesn’t know why she would do it at all. Farrah says, “Why can’t I?” Phil says why can’t you make a sex tape? I don’t know why you would… Farrah says well, “well okay you are a little bit different…” Phil says, I’m different because I don’t know why you would make a porno?” Farah replies, “This is not a porno. A porno is when you are a porn star and you want to be naked and do crazy other stuff. And that’s what’s really hard for me to even deal with. I’m not okay with this.” Phil says, “Well you did hire a porn production company, right?” Farrah says, “No didn’t!” Phil asks if it was a Disney production…I mean this is a sex tape right? And Farrah says she doesn’t even look at it like that.
This is riveting TV. Farrah says in her world she doesn’t use trashy words like “sex tape” and “prono.” Phil says, “This interview is going to look really silly when that tape comes out…” Phil says, “You had sex on film, right?” Farrah says she doesn’t look at it like that. Now for Farrah’s mom. She says she found out about it while she was working at a call center. Farrah’s mom says she does not condone it. Farrah says she respects herself in a different way, I don’t look at it like I was having sex in a porno. Her Dad keeps saying it is her private business. He’s delusional and condoning the whole thing. Farrah’s mother keeps trying to be the voice of reason.
Farrah says that she is perfect. lol. Phil asks if there is a flaw in her at all. She says yes, her flaw is being in the public eye. Farrah’s mom says she misses the relationship she had with her daughter before Teen Mom. Farrah says that her relationship with her mother is fine, but that her mother needs to work on herself for them to have a better relationship. Essentially, Farrah is right about everything and her mother needed to understand that she is wrong about most everything.
Farrah takes no responsibility for her DUI. She says she is just not happy about it. The cop who arrested her blew it out of proportion. Farrah says she was not driving. Well, she drove around a corner but she was parked when she was arrested. Because, I guess according to her to get arrested for DUI you have to be arrested while still moving. Farrah says that Dr. Phil talking about the DUI when he was not there is mean and negative and upsetting her. Now she is starting to cry. Farrah says she didn’t drink and drive on purpose. Farrah says that she is upset at Dr. Phil now. He says she upset because he asks questions she doesn’t have good answers for. Now Farrah wishes she had never come on the show. Oh, Farrah, I am so happy you did. This is priceless. And on that note, we are out of time. Or more likely Farrah walked off.