What secrets could possibly be left for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to reveal? Do we even want to know?
1. Brandy says that her Oscars dress fit when she tried it on but she didn’t try it on the night before. When she got there it took four people to get her in it.
2. Brandi called child stars “a particular breed of hideous” in her book. Andy points out that Kim and Kyle were child stars. I laughed out loud. Brandi says she was talking about Leann but that some child stars have a certain brattiness as a result of getting what they want from an early age.
3. In Paris, Brandi showed the two men from Louis Vuitton her bra. I suppose technically it is a bra. It’s black and the cup is lattice work with more boob than lattice. We also learn that Brandi had very large, very dark areolas. I did not need to know that.
4. Brandi made out in the bathroom with the hot guy at the white party. He is still “in her life.” But they are not dating.
1. Brandi says that Lisa was the first to congratulate her on DWTS!
2. Kyle took Lisa for a mammogram and laughed and joked about Brandi in unseen footage. They also showed Lisa getting her mammogram! Her boob Dr.’s name is Dr. Resnick! I am not kidding. It’s a dude. He supposedly had the results right there. That never has happened to me. In fact, I almost always get a letter saying I need a sonogram.
3. At the time Adrienne sent the parade float of flowers Lisa was too kind to say what she really thought of the arrangement.
4. Lisa never said that Bernie’s brownies were dry. Or his cupcakes. This is apparently newsworthy information.
1. Lisa says that Faye is totally on Kyle’s payroll. Kyle denies that she ever asked Faye to say a thing. Yolanda says show me who your friends are and I’ll show you who you are. This is not a secrets revealed show it is just more reunion bitching.
2. Kyle taught her daughter to drive with neither wearing seatbelt.
1. Kim and Kyle did a fashion show for Kathy’s dress line. Kim’s daughter Kimberly (I am still not over her naming her daughter after herself) and Kyle’s daughters were models too. So was Paris. There was a reason this segment didn’t air the first time.
1. Drunk Taylor scenes from Portia’s party. Dwight Tells Taylor that Lisa and Kyle are the only ones that support her. Adrienne has not supported her. Paul hears the conversation and tells Adrienne that Dwight is starting a problem. So of course Paul and Adrienne confront drunk Taylor. Taylor tells Adrienne that she didn’t support her though the stuff with Russell and Adrienne says she didn’t know what to do because she “doesn’t understand that world.” That would be domestic violence. Flash forward a few weeks and Adrienne accuses Paul of being abusive. Scenes of Adrienne doubting Taylor’s black eye.
1. She is friends with the head shoe designer for Luis Vuitton. Yo and Brandi went to meet him for a personal audience. Brandi tried on the blue shoes Yolanda gave her then and told her she could have them if she was good for the whole trip!
2. Yolanda has a best friend named Ellie who has ALS. The disease takes over all the muscles causing paralysis. She takes care of her and took her on trips until her disease got worse. Yolanda is praying for a cure. Currently, there is none.
1. She used a surrogate for the twins.
2. The eggs are of unknown origin.
3. She has had a lot of plastic surgery.
4. She really is biologically female!