Okay I am zipping through the final two episodes of this Mob Wives season. I keep meaning to get caught up and now that we know Love gets fired for going after Carla on the finale, I am watching despite being under the weather. I figure most of y’all don’t read the Mob Wives posts anyway so I am not going to go for quality today. Hey Ramona, there is positive thinking and then there is marrying a guy in prison. Carla got served divorce papers while chatting about how crazy Love is with Big Ang. We are setting the stage already for the Love drama. This shoot seems like it was shot after the whole birthday party thing.
Speaking of parties, Karen is having a pre-nup party and only Ramona is getting married. Ramona is offended. Love is pissed that Ramona didn’t tell her she is getting married. Renee stands up and yells at everyone that the whole thing is bullshit and that Mob Wives don’t do legal stuff like pre-nups. Party over. Carla didn’t get invited because producers are saving her for the finale party. Oh the party was not over at all. Love goes after one of Ramona’s friends. Lots of talking heads about how crazy Love is acting.. This episode seems like a setup episode for next weeks Big Brawl.
Now, for the final episode. It’s all about Drita’s party. Lee will be out of the halfway house in two weeks and he will be moving back in. Drita is nervous that he will reoffend.
Ramona is shopping for her bridal dress. She said last episode that she was not expecting a fairy tale and she understood the her groom-less wedding was unusual. Yet here in the dress shop she is talking about her dream wedding. I have fantasized about dream weddings myself and in every one, THE GROOM was the most important part of the fantasy. And most people would envision their parents, other family and friends there supporting the glorious union. This is more like an excuse to get presents. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
While everyone is getting their hairs did for the big 80s birthday party…Love texts Karen and lets her know she broke six bones in her hand punching holes in the walls. Gosh I hate when that happens. But never fear, it’s the finale and everyone must attend the event, so Love will be there. After most of the Mobettes arrive at the party, Renee is determined to cause a scene about Carla being there. Renee says she can’t be in a room with anyone she doesn’t like. For me, that would eliminate pretty much every room outside my house. Eventually, Renee has a good time dancing with Big Ang’s ginormous funbags. And everyone is happy.
And then Love shows up. All the brave Mobettes look nervous. Drita and Big Ang step out for a smoke leaving Love to roam around. Carla is talking mad shit in her talking heads. Karen takes the opportunity to get Love and Carla together while Drita and Big Ang are outside. Love says that Carla likes to point and talk with her hands. She says if she does that, she is going to go after her. Um, she’s ITALIAN for fucksake. Of course she is going to talk with her hands. Love sits down and says Karen is there to keep her from knocking Carla’s teeth out. Carla is leaning with her elbows on the table and says “I just want to ask you about…” And Love jumps her with no warning. Hilarity ensues. There is hair pulling, and security guards everywhere. Karen even goes off on one of the guys who is trying to separate everyone. Insanity. About that time Drita walks back in and asks what happened. Big Ang must smoke the 120s because I think she is still outside. Carla is hitting at everyone including security. Carla must have cut her hand on some glass because it is bleeding pretty bad.
After the big fight, Renee and Carla make up and sing Kum by Yah and stuff. And they all lived happily ever after. Well expect for Love. Love got fired from Mob Wives and banned from the reunion. Which is fine with me because I didn’t like her anyway.