It’s time for the Real Housewives of Atlanta to head to Vegas. This is one of the last things filmed for the season and these ladies were OVER each other at this time. It will be interesting to see who can keep it together.
THEY ARE GOING TO VEGAS ON A BUS? Oh Lord, Nene is flying in and the girls are taking a party bus. This is starting badly already. Kenya is starting a game where the girls have to act like whichever housewives name they have to draw out of a hat. Everyone is going along with this idea. If I didn’t already know it for a fact, I would assume that not everyone survives this trip. The girls are planning their evening, and what do women do in Vegas? Apparently, they go watch some other girls strip. Now in Atlanta, women do go to the strip clubs with their men on occasion. We also go to The Cornet Club (does that still exist?) or The Swinging Richards (which used to be a gay male strip club) to see male strippers. But we don’t go to see female strippers by ourselves with no men or lesbians along to fully appreciate the experience. And certainly not in Vegas where there is so much to do. Atlanta probably has more strip clubs than Vegas. I don’t get this at all. Somehow Nene manages to get to Planet Hollywood first. The bus took 8 hours.
On the way to the strip club, Kandi is talking about food again. Porsha is starting to figure out that The Crazy Horse is a strip club and Kordell won’t let her go. I don’t know why these people try to force Porsha to go a strip club. And Phaedra, The Crazy Horse in Paris IS a burlesque show. I am surprised your international friends like the King of Kenya have not taken you there. Kandi and Phaedra get right up in some stripper’s vajayjay and tip her while Phaedra remarks on her intimate hair removal. Because that is what southern belle’s do they get right up in random stripper’s hello kitty and look for stray hairs. Nene tells tales of her stripper days. Tell us more Nene! Tell us about your pole action! Said no one. Ever. Nene is talking about how she feels sorry for Porsha because her husband supports her and they believe in traditional gender roles. This bitches can’t stand that Porsha is happy and her husband supports her.
Why do Cynthia’s boobs look so huge in her talking head? I hope she didn’t upgrade! They were perfect before! Hopefully it is just a too small push up bra. Meanwhile, these girls are way too invested in Porsha’s relationship. We are starting to see Phaedra’s issues with Porsha. Porsha actually is a traditional southern woman and Phaedra just plays one in the strip club. Phaedra calls Porsha a dummy in her talking heads. That may be true, but y’all need to quit judging her for having a traditional marriage.
Nene is trying to front that her “stardom” has gotten the girls backstage at the Jubilee theatre. Apparently, what really happened in Bravo filmed a scene in their gift shop with two showgirls. The showgirls were not impressed with Nene’s comment that she never came down the stairs but she came down the pole. Excuse me while I pause this here TV to wash my brain with bleach.
Kandi picked out her engagement ring in Vegas. It’s on the Internet for $10,988 but the guy quotes Kandi $7.500. It’s pretty but there is no center stone. Click here for my story on the ring from back when they were in Vegas.
This is the worst trip to Vegas ever! If I went to Vegas with my friends and we all sat around in our hotel room having a pajama party and playing with sex toys and teenage girl sex games I’d have to leave them and go out and get my party on. I get that they probably weren’t allowed in the casinos (which is where I would be) but surely they could film them doing any number of other things in Vegas. I’m bored. And this little last two minutes of Kenya and Phaedra cat fighting isn’t the least bit interesting. What did y’all think? Would you want to go to Vegas with these ladies?