I’m not sure we can survive another reunion show after last night but here we go again with Vanderpump Rules. Hopefully the arguing will be more humorous than that dreck last night. I may do this recap in broad strokes of hilarious quotes, I get the feeling there will be plenty.
(about Stassi)”She may reek of something but it’s not royalty.”
(to Scheana) “You will always be the mistress over the waitress to her.”
(about Scheana) “She rubbed sunscreen on him, not a condom.”
(to Stassi) “I’m sorry.”
Scheana is was my favorite, but she barely said ten words.
(about Jax) “Okay I punched him”
(about dating Frank while with Jax) “I will admit there was some emotional cheating there. I was with Frank two days after we broke up.”
(to Minion 2) “You took a giant shit on me and Frank!”
(about Scheana) “I love her!” /minions one and two do the eyeroll
(to almost everyone) “I hope you feel stupid! I hope you feel stupid! I hope you feel stupid”
“It was the hardest summer of my life and it was documented and everyone hates me!”
(about Stassi) “She busted my nose in Chicago. I got blood all over my Michael Cors sweater.”
“I like to be told what to do.”
Minion One and/or Minion Two Quotes:
(about Stassi) “I heard that Stassi was hooking up with Frank when she was still with Jax.
(to Stassi) “I’m not taking your shit anymore.”
“It’s uncomfortable to be in a room with a woman who you know your boyfriend has been inside of.”
Tweezer Tom Quotes:
(about Stassi cheating) “I do believe that happened.”
“I took my shirt off because I accidentally took a Xanax that night.”
“I shave my whole face. It exfoliates it.”
“Wow. That was underwhelming.”