Well, it’s time for round two of bash MJ on the Shahs of Sunset Reunion. Mike is still working with Reza in residential real estate it seems. Asa is happy that she sold out the El Rey and had to turn people to away. Asa explains her diamond water and MJ points out that it is sort of out there. Lilly chimes in to start with the MJ bashing. Asa asks MJ how much money she made in real estate last year. Andy asks GG what she thinks about diamond water and she said she doesn’t think about it. Asa talks about the fact she has supported her parents since her early twenties. Asa works very hard. Lilly just keeps chiming in and trying to get into the arguments. Asa is laughing at GG’s extension business.
Reza is taking turns glaring at MJ and rolling his eyes toward Asa and Lilly. Reza swears that MJ has only sold one condo all year. Reza is making bizarre snoring noises. It’s just ridiculous. Time for relationship talk. Andy brings up GG’s engagement. GG says that Omid was young and out partying it up so they took it back a step. Andy says to GG that Omid didn’t seem that into you on the show. Andy is not going easy on GG and MJ. Andy says that he was “digitizing her under the table at the restaurant.” Really Andy? GG says that he didn’t go any further than her thigh. Mike says she should not make a mockery of a thing like marriage. He says that Omid (who he now calls “his boy’ by the way) has been out all over town with other women while they were engaged. They didn’t spend New Years together. Andy asks if she got a ring and she said yes. Mike said it came out of a Crackerjack box. Asa is laughing. Reza says it is a fake ring. Asa says GG made up a fake engagement for publicity. Lilly says that she knows someone who hooked up with Omid the night she announced her engagement. Asa says that she is still together with Jermaine and hopes they get married. I’ll spare you the discussion of Reza’s relationship with armpits. MJ says that she and Drizzy are back trying to rekindle their relationship after some time apart. Reza starts laughing like a hyena and says people are tweeting him pictures of Drizzy at gay clubs. He says it’s a fake boyfriend and that MJ got “double stuffed” by two Jewish cousins. Even Mike steps in to say that is below the belt.
Now it is time for a segment devoted just to Reza insulting MJ. Reza pretends to become emotional and says it is really hard to see your friend become another person. Now he is accusing her of being an addict to explain his own deplorable behavior. Andy says the most frequent topic was about how Reza and Asa treated MJ this season. Ya think? The viewer questions are very critical of Asa and MJ. Asa says that MJ was protected by production this season. Are you kidding me? If anything the editors were sure to do everything to make MJ look bad. They showed her leaving half her crap in Mexico. They showed her drunk. They showed Reza plundering through her purse and holding up pills. There was no special treatment for MJ this season. That’s just bullshit. Even Andy just said, “I saw the show and I didn’t think she came off that great.” Understatement of the year.Mike actually tells Reza that this is not the time or the place to make accusations about substance abuse toward a friend. THANK.YOU. Mike asks Reza if he has ever seen MJ take a pill. He says in Farsi, “Do you want me to tell you what she was up to in the bathroom in Vegas?” Reza says that he has seen MJ take a million pills. Andy asks Mike if he thinks Reza is making this stuff up. Mike replies that Reza should have a one on one with her if he thinks she has a problem. Reza says he will be her friend again once she goes to rehab. This is just said. MJ says he has gone way past the point of her being able to forgive him but she would hate for the relationship to end this way. She asks what she has done to deserve this treatment. Reza is calling her a sociopath. Reza is calling MJ a pathological liar.
Reza drops bank robbing incident and says her hair is fake, her lips are fake, her boobs are fake, everything about you is fake. He is screaming, YOU ROBBED A BANK! YOU CAN’T VOTE! YOU CAN’T GO TO CANADA! MJ has to explain the Nigerian Mafia who forced her to deposit checks without putting the proper hold on the checks. Her family was threatened. She was afraid for her life and the life of her family. I read the entire case, it was terrible. She was 18 and it was her first job. Mike sticks up for her and says she had a public defender that made her take a plea and that is why it went on her record. Reza is rolling his eyes and laughing at his friend of 20 years. Andy is trying to ask MJ about it but Reza starts screaming again. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS A LIE! YOU ARE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC THAT POPS PILLS! YOU ARE 40!!!! Um, Reza and MJ are months apart in age so why he keeps going to the age thing is beyond me.
Andy wants to talk about Reza referring to women with disrespectful names. MJ says he calls his own mother a Ho and a Bitch. Reza screams again, “I MAY CALL MY MOM A HO AND A BITCH BUT YOUR MOM IS A HO AND A BITCH.” I’m sorry, but I would be up off the couch beating the shit out of Reza right about now. REZA IS SCREAMING AGAIN.
And now for a segment about how MJ’s mother treats her like shit. This is the worst reunion I have ever seen on Bravo. EVER. And that is saying something. Andy asks her if she thinks she will turn into her mother. She says yes. Reza is now crying about his relationship with his grandmother. He says that MJ was important in reconciling his family relationship. Yes, she was, and she didn’t do it by screaming at him and saying your father and grandmother are assholes. Boo hoo you asshole. MJ is crying saying the show has helped them both confront the pain they have been carrying because of their family situation.
Reza has the nerve to say that he hopes everyone makes up eventually. I. Can’t. I have a headache from all the negativity.