On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene has set a fabulous dinner table and hired caterers and a bartender for her dinner party. Phaedra has missed the flight and the Hummer limo that the girls rented to take them up into the hills can’t make the twisty turns. So far things are not going well.
The girls are staying in a fabulous house near Nene’s house. Nene has mentioned that dinner is at 9 twice but neither time showed her lips moving. The girls are exhausted from their flight. It’s barely five hours from ATL to LAX. SMH. But Cynthia clearly says in the Hummer Limo that they were supposed to be there at 9 and it’s after 11. How did the limo get to the house to pick them up? It’s almost midnight when they arrive for dinner. Where was the explanation scene of what the hell took them so long? Nene is not having it. I must say that it is good to have Nene in more scenes this week, these other girls just can’t carry the show. Clearly, the point of the trip was for the girls to see Nene and visit the set of The New Normal. How is it possible they couldn’t make the gig? These idiots have the nerve to talk as if Nene was being disrespectful. Kandi is asking for a plate. Kenya is peeping i the window. This is awful. Gregg actually brings Kandi a plate! And then they ask for dessert! Ghetto.
Nene is still mad the next day and I don’t blame her. The girls go to the Groundlings theatre for some Improv work. Kenya tries to talk about her 18 years of acting experience. I would laugh out loud but I am too tired. Cynthia said she has done some small stuff on The Cosby Show. Porsha says she has done stage acting. I’m not going to go there. Kandi says she went to a performing arts high school and was in a musical theatre group. The just sort of skipped over Phaedra. She probably said she acts all the time on the Real Housewives. The more the other girls talk, the bigger stinkface Kenya gets. They are waiting for Nene and Kandi says that the one they are waiting on is more of an accomplished actress. Cut to Kenya Moore in her talking head trying to convince us she is a famous actress and she ends with “please recognize.”
The girls take turns shouting compliments at each other as part of the Improv. It goes about as well as you would expect. Porsha says to Kenya who is wearing a shirt that shows her rather large belly button, “Your belly button is invisible!” Finally, Nene has arrived. Let’s hope she can make this scene more bearable.But no, apparently the Improv lesson is over. That was the worst Improv class in the history of the world.
Nene is wearing her clam digger denim shorts that I told her to lose in Anguilla with a hot pink thong. They have the three day stretch thing happening so we are treated to a full view. Where to they make thongs in that size? And um, why? It seems that real housewives cannot drive gold carts and Nene is no exception. I think she broke one of those arms off the parking entrance.
The ladies head out for dinner (at a restaurant this time) and look great. There is a lot of speculation about Porsha being pregnant because she is not drinking. This leads Kandi to admit that Kim did know that she was planning to name her baby Kash and she stole the name. Porsha’s scripted line was to ask about the damn donkey booty video so that there will be some conflict. So Kenya tells the name for her video and Phaedra won’t tell the name of hers because she doesn’t want Kenya to steal it. Kenya said she is filming hers later in the week and it will be out by December. Talk turns to Kenya and she tells the girls she has broken up with Walter. The girls say they like Walter and they are still inviting him to things. Porsha had a party and invited Walter but not Kenya. Porsha says it was a great party. Kenya storms away from the table. Nene goes off to bring her back. Kenya says she will punch Phaedra in the face.
Next week in Vegas looks good.