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Y’all remember how I loved to translate Teresa Giudice’s blogs and out her ghost writer? No? Well check out the Alice in Wonderland blog here, it was my favorite. Look, I get that not all of the housewives are particularly literate, and some are just not writers. However, it is always amusing when they hire someone who has no idea how to adopt their personality or speech patterns and makes it so obvious that the housewife had little or any input to the blog.
Along this line there is something interesting happening with the women on RHOBH. Despite the whole not knowing where her daughter was storyline this week, Taylor has been getting a pretty decent edit on RHOBH, especially compared to the hatchet job Bravo is doing on Adrienne in retaliation for her lawsuit. Messageboards around the net have been talking about Taylor’s blog over the past few weeks. For me, the only thing interesting about Taylor’s blog is that she has a new ghost writer. Does anyone believe Taylor wrote things like, ” Perhaps Kyle should save the cover on her white formal chair and years from now, archeologists may think they have discovered another Shroud of Turin.” or “Paul was so aggressive talking to Brandi, Dwight, and Ken, it reminded me of the Shakespearean line “Methinks thou dost protest too much.” ? Really?
Is it even possible to give Adrienne a good edit? she does it to herself…
They seem to be actively trying, Which makes me think they might actually bring her back next season. Clearly, Adrienne’s lawsuit means she is not welcome back. If the rumors of two leaving are true, it might be Yolanda due to health issues, or they could be counting Marisa who is …not going over well.
no not YO!! Marissa is so boring she and A should def be gone.
Marissa who??
Whoever the writer is, I like the spunk!
Ms. Hughes is just trying to get people to talking about her because it’s almost the end of the season and she knows she on her way out the door. Next to no one, accept all 10 of her blind fans and DM advocates, wanted to see her back on the show again. Look how dark the scene gets whenever she’s in it. I totally feel Bravo brought her back so she wouldn’t be spill their tea. It’s time for her to go. She’s nothing but a leech. She jumps from one Housewife to another, because it’s convenient for her. I hope we do not see this trash back next season.
I don’t believe Taylor wrote any of that, she’s not clever (or sober) enough to come up with those lines. I can’t get past the way her mouth looks when she is “talking”. I keep seeing an animated trout…its facinating. Not trying to be mean, it’s just what I see.
Sorry to be slightly off topic, but aren’t the ladies contractually obligated to do the blogs? I find it HILARIOUS that Kim Richards has written Not. A. Single. One. Ever!
They don’t HAVE to blog. However, it is in their best interest to because Bravo pays very close attention to the comments. They don’t care if you love or hate the housewife, they care how many comments there are. The more interest either way, the higher the HW stock is. It’s not the only consideration, but it is a factor on who comes back. So support your favorites at Bravo.
Kim wrote I think maybe two the first two seasons, but now she writes them almost every episode.
There has been some speculation that Taylor’s new love interest might be the author of her improved Bravo blogs. She actually sounds rational & likable in this week’s.
(I do think that Kim Richards has written at least one, perhaps 2, Bravo blogs this season, but she really does define the exception to the contractual obligation.)
Kim has written a blog … maybe she was sober when she wrote it (upcoming scenes in Paris on hotel balcony she doesn’t look sober) , maybe not – it’s dated 14 Feb …
Here’s the link:
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-3/blogs/kim-richards/kims-battle-of-the-bed
If her sister was not on the Show, there’s not a chance she would be doing this reality show – what was her “in”? As a former child actress, the Disney “it” girl?
I agree, TA not writing her blogs, more along the lines of Dwight or her married boyfriend ..
I cannot stand Taylor, but I do want her to come back because she is such a train wreck and it keeps the show interesting…
true come bak taylor goodbye marrisa.
I can’t enjoy watching the train wreck that is Taylor for two reasons. First off, IMO she shouldn’t even be on this show anymore. The whole thing with her husband’s suicide and all of that has really left a sickening imprint of anything Taylor for me. The whole thing does not sit right at all. It… her reaction to it… and watching her on television honestly makes me ill, so I am really really hoping that she doesn’t come back. But the most important reason that I don’t enjoy watching the trainwreck that is Taylor is HER DAUGHTER. My heart breaks so badly for this little girl. Kennedy needs a break and it really pisses me off that her Mom has chosen to stay on this show just so she can continue to live in the “zip code”. That little girl should be the ONLY thing that matters to Taylor, and IMO, she would probably benefit greatly by moving OUT of that zip code! And I mean hey… if you are really that selfish that you feel it’s more important to live there and be on TV than to try to help your daughter get through the whole tragedy of her father, and all that she supposedly witnessed leading up to his death, then can you at least have enough self control to stop being a drunken fool on every episode (even WWHL)????? Let this darling child have an ounce of normalcy and dignity for crying out loud! *Obviously not venting to you Disher… I want to scream this at my TV when Taylor is on. Especially this last episode. It literally made me cry when they showed Kennedy and meanwhile her Mom didn’t even know where she was and Marrisa said that Kennedy is at Kyle’s all the time). Ugh…
I just found this site! I can’t believe it’s taken me so long! I love it! You can tell how you really feel unlike the Bravo blogs where I have commented twice and have never seen it on their site. (Guess you can’t say how you really feel about anything or your comment just won’t get posted) Your site is my new “go to” site! I totally agree about Taylor and her daughter, but don’t you see the same thing happening to Teresa and her children on RHONJ? They should never have Teresa back for the sake of the children. It’s all so very sad that these woman don’t see what it’s doing to their children. It shows how selfish they really are. They said they got rid of Jill Zarin because she was “toxic”? Well, there hasn’t been a more toxic housewife than Teresa. I’m new to this site, maybe I should have replied somewhere else, I just think the two women, Taylor and Teresa are alike in so many ways when it comes to letting this show create so much chaos in the lives of their families. Bravo needs to know when to let go. Family is the most important thing and they are succeeding in destroying these children. Maybe I’m wrong, but it’s sure nice to speak my peace. Keep up the great work Tamara I love reading all of your blogs! I would much rather read yours over the Bravo ones any day! Thanks!
Tamara, I have been reading your blog for years but have not mustered enough courage to post until today. I must first say that your blog is the best. You’ve always got the hottest and spiciest tea.
My question to you is.. do you know how many episodes are left for RHOBH this season?
YAY Thanks for commenting, Kevin. Don’t be a stranger! I can’t recall exactly where we are off the top of my head but we are almost 3/4 though regular season. I think there are about 7 episodes of regular season left. I think.
I must say that RHOBH is quite dark this season. When the trailer came out I knew that there was going to be a lot more drama than RHOA this season. I look forward to more of the ladies of Beverly Hills, but I am OVER the whole Adrienne VS Brandi storyline. It’s old and stretched to the max!
This season is incredibly boring to me. I have a hard time getting through an episode; I’m tired o the lawsuit
crap.
This week was episode 14.
How many more? For some reason it seems like it has been on for a year!
Only my second post – thanks for all the interesting articles. I love your blog. With regard to Taylor, I pray someone gets ahold of her and gets her some serioud help. I remember Craig Ferguson speaking so honestly about his “devils” when Brittney Spears was spinning out of control. I had tears welling up in my eyes. I don’t want to read Taylor ODs or kills herself drunk driving. While I think Bethaney has serious issues she seems to be toxic to her happiness and the people the try to love her. Taylor is on a downhill path – picking up speed. Someone needs to help her..or try to
Even though I am not Taylor’s biggest fans, she has the best intro lines! lol…
“It may look like I have it all, but I want more.” “I’ve finally found my voice, and I’m not afraid to use it.” “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.” It seems like a lot of people that comment on the blogs love talking about that zip code. LOL
I like Taylor this season. I might be nuts but I loved it when Lisa told her to behave after her and Brandi left the Tea Party table. I thought it was too funny when she sat down and within a few seconds she asked was Adrienne suing Brandi.
I would be pissed to if “Friends don’t sue Friends” only applied to Taylor and Russell.
Bravo filming that Taylor supposedly had no idea where her kid was staying was ridiculous. Taylor’s Blog explains the mix-up and Kyle also explained the mix-up in her blog.
Yeah I am not really liking how Bravo is making a mother seem irresponsible, when she’s not. That’s disgusting.
The night the show aired, Taylor had her blog up explaining what happened. Interestingly Kyles MIL Dr.Estella Umansky? or whatever her name is also echoed what Taylor said. When people questioned why Kyle on the episode seemed not to express this awareness, her comeback line was at the time Kyle didn’t have the full story.
Personally I think the very Kyle who is Vile deliberately tried to humiliate and insult Taylor. She then tells Marissa how often Kennedy is at the house. (On a side note, most kids who are only children absolutely love hanging out at a friends house when it is full of kids, the energy level and interaction is a change from what they are used to and the enjoy the commotion, it is not a sign that the kid hates being at home or that their mother is pawning them off).
When the truth comes out we learn that Kennedy was not supposed to be at the house but that Kyle asked Kennedy’s nanny if she could stay over with Porche, seems to me Kyle who is Vile cold have contacted Taylor herself rather than thinking that it was okay for her to disrespect Taylor and deal with her nanny as the parental figure. Now I am not fond of Taylor but I am okay when she sandbags herself with her drunken behavior and lies. When she is unfairly set up, I take exception. Perhaps that is because I am feeling ornery tonight.
Taylor’s behavior in the beginning of the season was her usual – obnoxious – but in the last few epi’s she has been given a good edit – she helps the storyline along, That said Kyle and Mauricio for that matter do what they feel benefits them whether it is right or wrong and Dr Estella seems to be chomping at the bit to be a housewife or to get screen time too.