Here we go! I am kind of excited about this episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! The White Party is always full of drama. Plus there is Kim’s Nose Party and Brandi’s drunken escapades! First up, the Nose party. Kyle walks in with Portia and Kennedy, Taylor is supposed to join the party later. Oh wait! Taylor calls drunk off her ass to tell Kim that she is not coming to the party. She seems not to know that Kennedy is not with her so Kyle is just going to keep Kennedy overnight. So Kim and Kyle dash off to tell everyone! Adrienne suggests that since they have not seen Taylor with a man, maybe she is with a woman. Funny how her mind went there, no? Kyle is being supportive of her sister! Will wonders never cease? Adrienne has said “my husband is a great surgeon” in about 15 different ways in the last minute and a half.
Oh it’s the much discussed fire at Lisa Vanderpump’s old house. Now we know why they were filming at Adrienne’s when the rest of the cast was elsewhere (I want to say a Brandi and Taylor were at Villa Blanca that night). Adrienne takes off with the kids and tries to drive through the blockades and the numerous fire trucks blocking the street. That was a ridiculously bad idea and could have hampered the firemen from putting out the fire!
And it’s the day of the White Party! I love the party planning scenes. Adrienne was very worried that the fire was going to jump half a mile over to her house. But she and Paul are off to the White Party the next day. Why yes, Adrienne, Karma is a bitch and your behavior from the last reunion is coming full circle to bite you in the ass for this reunion, which is filming this weekend, no? Oh look it’s Faye Resnick. BLECH.
OOh Maybe Brandi does have sex in the bathroom with Jonathan the Realtor. If so, I say go for it, he’s hot! Whut? Is that bad? *innocent look* Adrienne doesn’t seem to understand you have to let self-tanner absorb before rubbing all up on white furniture. Kim looks fantastic! Brandi is very nervous about being confronted by Paul and Adrienne. Brandi wants to talk to Adrienne alone but Paul ain’t havin’ none of that and he goes along with her to the pow-wow. Brandi tries to extend an olive branch. Suddenly, Adrienne remembers that she sent a letter. But wait! In all fairness to Adrienne she said ” a letter is different than a lawsuit” but it was a frankenbite. They edited it into the shot while showing the back of her head. She said it, but somewhere else entirely. Clearly Bravo REALLY hates Adrienne. We all know they are not allowing her back this season, however, today Adrienne took a page out of Sheree Whitfield’s book and started calling TMZ with the old, “you can’t fire me I quit!” strum and drang.
At one point Brandi whips out copies of all the crap Bernie was saying about Brandi online. Pages and pages of stuff. I remember it and he called her a whore and said she wasn’t worthy of hanging out with the real housewives of Beverly Hills and she was a nobody and…all sorts of nonsense. Meanwhile in Adrienne’s talking head she says she has not taken legal action against Brandi. Then, after a pause she says, “What’s legal action? Talking to your lawyer? Everyone talks to their lawyer!” In Paul’s talking head he says, “Was she warned? YES!” he seems agitated in his interview that took place much later.
And the gang all finds the drama. Ken rides in on his white party horse to save Brandi, and even Taylor says that she wants Adrienne and Paul to admit that they are doing the exact same thing they got their nose out of joint about last year when Taylor sent a letter to Camille. Paul is being very defensive. And the entire thing manages to end somehow without anyone getting thrown out. I just hope Brandi went and had sex in the bathroom later.
Did anyone miss Yolanda and Camille this week? Next week, Kim tells Taylor she is an alcoholic and everyone goes to Paris! This show is beating the pants of RHOA! Kim seems drunk in Paris. oopsy.