Phaedra Parks recently sold an exclusive to In Touch Magazine to announce that she is expecting another son. While she was clearly hoping for a girl, and seems to have prepared Ayden for a baby sister, she is in good spirits and already in the “I just want to hurry up and have this baby stage. In less happy news Phaedra says that she has been diagnosed with placenta previa which basically means the placenta is growing on the bottom of the womb blocking the exit so she will have to have a c-section (which will allow for a tummy tuck on the table…I’m just saying…*cough* Kim Zolciak *cough*). Normally, people with this condition go on bed rest which means no TV interviews, mortician school, trying cases, making DVDs, filming RHOA, planning pet funerals, and so forth. Oh and it generally means no sex.
So you won’t believe what Miss Phaedra is doing to pass the time… Yesterday, Phaedra tweeted “Give your Valentine something they’ll never forget! A phone call from me!” Um, whut? Oh Lord, as if Phaedra didn’t have enough irons in the fire now you can buy a recorded message from Phaedra for four bucks. I just can’t. I need y’all to go here and look at the scripts. Both of them. Phaedra will either send you a special occasion message OR call and tell you that your friends want you to dump your loser boyfriend. I’m not kidding. How much money can she possibly make from this? Two bucks a call? Has Phaedra fallen on hard times?