I’m back in for another episode of Big Rich Atlanta. Mostly because it seems this episode Ashlee gets a beat down from Khadijiha. Allegedly, I imagine it is all hype. But we start with Meagan and her mother. This is a particularly shady family and it appears we are going to meet her father on this episode. He has quite the colorful past both with the medical board and for punching some woman in the face in a moment of road rage. There are websites dedicated to nothing but having the guy’s medical license revoked. Mostly it seems because he is an OB/GYN accused by some of providing late term abortions. I used to think that these shows just slacked on the background investigations; but now, I think they must actually seek out people with questionable backgrounds. Anyway, Meagan and her mom want to have a food truck for clothes. Or something. This of course involves buying a brand new truck. Allegedly. For the cameras. One would think they would rent something first and see if…. oh nevermind.
Harvin and Meyer. I just don’t see these two as actual people. They seem like aliens. Totally. I just can’t figure out the hair either. This episode they had a morning scene where of course everyone comes down to the kitchen in three inches of makeup. They know they are on camera of course so that is to be expected, but they always seem to have some sort of identical weirdness in their hair. Last week it was black spray paint designs on the side of their heads, this time it is rhinestone headbands. So the storyline is they are fighting but clearly they got dressed side by side and decided on the same weird accessories. It’s not that I don’t kinda like the rhinestone headbands, it’s the fact that they are wearing them to breakfast. I dunno.
Meagan finds a truck for $4,300 rather than the $46,000 the new models cost. What could go wrong with a ditzy blonde driving giant trucks full of clothes around Atlanta? Oh wait! Daddy won’t buy her the truck! Clearly he doesn’t love her!
So Ashlee calls Khadijiha fat AND reaches over twice to grab her “jelly belly” then grabs her drink and THEN Khadijiha finally goes after her? Somehow in Ashlee’s peroxide soaked brain this is her getting assaulted? She needs the police and an ambulance? I hope she had to pay for that ambulance to come for no reason. I also hope Khadijiha takes a copy of this episode to court. Meanwhile, Ashlee is all over her Facebook talking about how she was assaulted and she is the new voice for people standing up to bullies.
That said, I am sort of getting hooked on this trainwreck.