Okay, I am finally getting around to watching the first look for next week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. Last week was one hell of a week and I am just now starting to recover and get back on track with the blog. Let’s see what fresh hell awaits us next Sunday.
Porsha is picks out a dress for Kordell’s 40th birthday party. Much ado is made about how Kordell loves picking out dresses and dressing Porsha, his Barbie doll. Now I believe in dressing for your man and picking out clothes based on his likes and dislikes. I even believe in a man taking you shopping and doing the whole Pretty Woman thing. But there is just something about Kordell that makes his interest seem a bit less manly. I love how the mom and sister pretend that Kordell bought all those dresses. These people can’t even try on clothes without making shit up.
Phaedra drops in on Kandi to dish on the Kenya incident. Phaedra’s talking head says now that Kandi lives closer to her, it is easier for her to just stop by. AHEM. First of all we all know that this is not just a pop-in visit. It’s a pre-planned scene. But even more importantly, Phaedra lives in Vinings and if I am not mistake, Kandi lived in the same area (this is where the first Tags is located) before she moved to South Fulton. This is much further away. That was a lie that didn’t even need telling. I can’t for the life of me figure out Kandi’s tea making process. I replayed it three times. Kandi is actually cooking though. That may be a housewife first for Atlanta! Kandi’s house looks great!
And now the dramatic Kenya cancer scare scene. But first, the ultrasound shows the date of the doctor’s appointment was September 19. Kordell’s birthday is October 16th. It will be interesting to see how this is edited together. Kenya is being a huge drama queen in her talking heads acting like she has cancer. She wonders what else can go wrong in her life, blah blah blah. Then she announces she is tired of all the drama. These talking heads are filmed after the fact so we can expect her proclamation of a clean bill of health while wearing the same loud yellow off the shoulder dress very soon.
Also on the next episode Kandi decides to do a gospel album. I don’t think she really has a gospel voice, or the type following to support the album. I like Kandi and think she should release an album but something in her usual wheelhouse. I don’t think the gospel crowd wants a free dildo with every album purchased. I mean, well, they probably do want free dildos, because doesn’t everyone? But they don’t want to admit that when they are buying their Jesus stuff. That’s just my opinion. I could be wrong. Perhaps my readers who are fans of gospel could tell me if a one stop shopping experience for sex toys and Jesus works for them.