Y’all keep asking me about Big Rich Atlanta and I have been meaning to watch the first two episodes and just can’t bring myself to do it. But tonight I am going to give you some random thoughts and reactions to the first two episodes. First of all the blond mom from some Sumter South Carolina with the two daughters with super blond hair don’t strike me as southern at all. Sure one is named after a motorcycle (oh wait, I thought it was Harley, her name is Harvin, wtf?) and another is named after a weiner but they LOOK like yankees to me. I’m not fond of Ashlee either she is trying way too hard to pretend she is a rich pageant girl. If she had any money or sense she would not be wearing a green sequence dress from 1986 to an outdoor luncheon at the club. If these blonds are so rich, why do they have such cheap, tacky, fake hair?
So far, I am loving Kahdijiha and her mother. Meanwhile, Ashlee is at Diamonds wearing sunglasses inside. Harvin’s hair is the worst I have ever seen. Khadijiha, just no on those earrings. Jesus, where do they find people who dress like this in Atlanta?
Ashlee just straight up lied about being Miss Georgia Teen 2001. Miss Georgia Teen is part of the Miss USA enterprise. Ashlee won a title called Miss Georgia Teenager which is not affiliated with any major pageant circuit. It’s like Miss Vidalia Onion. Also she is from Valdosta, not Atlanta. This is why her mother is not on the show. She’s at home in Valdosta four or five hours away. This means that it is highly unlikely that Meagan who is from Marietta and Ashee would ever know let alone date the same guy. I am still not sure what country club these girls are all pretending to belong to.
Have we talked about what these girls are wearing? I just don’t even know where they sell these clothes Harvin and Meyer wear. The only women on this show with any money at all is Khadijihia’s family. It’s a mess. Are y’all watching this?