Despite the fact there are tornado warnings all over the place here, I am going to try to get a blog up before we all die. I am terrified of storms and the weather people are not helping. Anyway, Life & Style has a story today with excerpts from Brandi’s new book Drinking and Tweeting. Side note: I probably should have done less of that last night. Let’s just say this book could send Leann back to rehab. She talks about walking onto the set where Eddie and Leann met just in time to hear Leann offer to let Eddie lick frosting off the front of her shirt. She is careful to point out that Leann was, “still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time.” Burn! But she is just getting started on freaking Leann out.
She relates that the day she found out that Eddie was cheating, she was laying on the closet floor crying when Eddie came in and began making love to her on the floor while , “He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true…that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”
We had to know there would be some Brandi revenge involved. Didn’t she mention once she slashed his tires or something? Well apparently, she decided a bit of plastic surgery would make a good parting gift as well. According to her book, her surgery of choice was vaginal rejuvenation to get all the remnants of Eddie out of her vagina! Brandi says, “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.” The bill for that was $12,000! Oh Brandi!
Should we start a pool on when Leann will start flipping out about this on twitter? She was tweeting denials that she was crying in public yesterday on twitter. Meltdown is likely impending. Allegedly. In my opinion.