Tonight we start with Yolanda. I think I am more jealous of her house than any other house on Bravo. I love the flowers and the lemon trees and how she is always eating such great food. I wish I had a nice kitchen like that to cook in! And yes, the refrigerator that would never look a pretty as she keeps it. Surely she has a conventional one for half empty jars of mayonnaise and six packs of PBR around the corner, right? That salad look fantastic! I LOVE Suzanne Somers and really want to get on the hormone therapy that she does in theory. In practice, it’s expensive and there are no longitudinal studies out there yet. But she and Dr. Phil’s wife seem so damn perky and happy on it! Unlike Lisa, I am quite a talented swallower so all those supplements would not be a problem. Well, they would because I never actually take my supplements I just buy them and forget to take them. I loved this scene and wish it was a lot longer.
Brandi’s storyline has her teaching a stripper pole class in Vegas. Brandi was never a stripper and when she was on WWHL she didn’t do a thing on the pole when Andy asked. She’s really not a quick study on the pole. I for one am shocked. Oh wait, she was sandbagging a bit. Turns out she is pretty good.
It’s Kyle’s daughter’s sixth grade graduation party. Which means invite Adrienne, Paul and Faye to rehash Adrienne’s surrogacy issues. Paul and Adrienne ate and ran. Wow, Mauricio’s mom’s plastic surgery looks fantastic! It was a lovely, appropriate drama free family gathering once the Maloofs left. I’m impressed that Kyle didn’t do anything over the top.
Why is packing for the trip always such a production with these people? On every franchise we get the packing scenes. Who cares? Back to Yolanda, she’s roasting a chicken and potatoes. I can do that! Yolanda is awesome. Clearly, she is too classy to go to Vegas to pole dance.
Dinner is Vegas is interesting. Brandi has a friend at US Weekly. Good to know. Lots of talk about Leann Rimes and the way she copies Brandi in every way. Apparently she drives the same car as Brandi. And well, rides the same man. This dinner is going so well. I’m waiting for something to go down. I assume they are eating in the Four Seasons Restaurant. Yolanda’s meals look miles better.
Can I just tell you that Kim is getting a nose job and we are going with her? I’d fast forward through this but sadly I am all caught up.
In Vegas, Yolanda arrives. David was only in town for one night so she stayed back until he left. At the pool Yolanda orders some green spinach thing. I think in Vegas I would come off the Yolanda diet.
Wait was Taylor on this show? What was up with that? Also what did you guys think of Marisa? She’s a bit…off. I can’t quite put my finger on it. I’m dying to hear your thoughts.