Here we go on RHOA. Apologies in advance for the weakness of what is to come. It’s been a long day at Chez Tamara. I’d like to fast forward through this Donkey Bootie V. Stallion Bootie shit. Phaedra thinks she is family friendly. Then she does her nasty nonsense. Whore or (by definition, white southern belle?) I just can’t. Wake me up when this segment is over.
Cynthia decides that modeling stuff is not going well for her… so she is going to do pageants. She is charging girls to be in the pageant and then charging them for her “workshop”. It’s a money-making venture. Sad but true. You no longer have to be a model, you just have to pay to be in a pageant. It’s smart business but trashy.
Porsha and Kenya have a white party of two. It’s staged and ridiculous. Not tonight. I’m bored. I also really should have eaten today.
Nene and Gregg are looking for furniture in LA. Nene says “When Gregg started to do things she did not like, she divorced him.” Hmmm we always thought it was just a financial issue. Perhaps there is more? I also don’t understand why this week we are hearing Nene being back to her fakeass self. Remember last week when she said she was on a budget because she knew this was scale money on a short-term show? Well now she is all Kim Zolciak with her preposterous need for an interior designer to help her out. Sigh. That normal Nene was sure short-lived.
I don’t get why Porsha is helping with the pageant. I admit I got up to scrounge up money for pizza. Did I miss anything? AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES FOR PIZZA? Is this normal?
Oh look it is a belly dancing dinner. These never go well. One of my friends dances there. I haven’t talked to her in awhile so I am watching to see. Oh Phaedra is going to sing at the pageant because she is Mary J Blige and Rihanna all rolled into one. Bravo does not allow her to sing on camera. This is our first sign.
Nene is going to her acting coach. I am starting to believe the Nene hype.
Nene says she is “ultra black” and looking for her inner white woman. Or something. Apparently Nene makes out on The New Normal. I wouldn’t know I haven’t watched. Does she?
Cynthia is golfing with Kenya now. Or putting. Neither of them golf. This is ridiculous. More ridiculous is Kenya going up on Phaedra. Kenya admits to taking Lithium. Sort of. lol.
I don’t understand Miss Lawrence and his lipstick and heels. I know a shit ton of gays. Are you a transvestite or not, Miss Lawrence. Ain’t no shame either way. I’m not judging you Lawrence… you do you… but I think you are picking the wrong
horse stallion in this fight.
OH DEAR LORD I KNEW THIS WAS COMING. Remember when I told y’all that Nene was NOT starting a shoe line and was doing a shoe for Kim Kardashians tax write off/ charity shoe thing? No? well let me remind you that all twelve readers that I had back then swore she was starting a shoe line. SIGH. It’s a “celebrity” charity thing. All the celeb shoe money goes to CHARITY. It was not a decision Nene made to give up her profits but boy does she try to make it look that way on the show.
So THIS is why the girls all went to the new normal set in LA. Derek J os there with Miss Lawrence because Andy likes cross dressers. NTTAWWT I’m just saying. Here comes Kenya with her crazy! I should say that Kenya has a good point the last “celebrity” Phaedra represented was Bobby Brown and Phaedra doesn’t have a “workout video body.” That is all true.