Okay this is going to have to be a slam drunk because I am STILL half an hour behind live and have WWHL to get to. So off we go on the down and dirty version. Hold on your hats boys and girls…Oh look Stassi is over Jax. She is giving him a ulitmatum. Stassi vants to be alone….I’m tiered of her. Give me Scheana or Lisa. Lisa has a French partner I guess the other guy’s wife who is trying to do scheduling and it is sooo hard y’all. Sheesh.
If you have to ask your boyfriend for concealer? You might want to think about that, dear. That one girl has a fashion shoot. Some girl was there that used to bang that one girl’s bisexual boyfriend who is more gay than straight was on the shoot. Apparently in the same bed. Bummer. Sad times.
Jax has a fugly nose. This is the first time I have seen a profile. I would still do him. But whatever. He is dumber than a box of rocks. Tom says Jax is codependant so they go out to get wasted with a bunch of the SUR whores. But that one chick shows up and talks about how pissed she is that she is doing a photo shoot with some other whore her (ALLEGEDLY) bisexual boyfriend fucked a long time ago. This is so not important to them let alone me. She is mad because her boyfriend was not a virgin when the met? Really? Sometimes you run into people who have been with the same dude you have. God GAWD.
Oh look. Look Dick. Look. See Stassi Fuck. See Stassi fuck Frank. Look Dick Look. Stassi doesn’t want to hurt Jax. Frank is good sex. Whatever will Stassi do? Oh I know, she will probably call Scheana a whore and do whatever she wants.
Lisa talks to Tom about being in the shop on the shop and “winding that brunette chick up” while she is working. Tom is like, wait, WHUT? It is my fault that the chick got mad at me for not being a virgin while she was working here? How the hell am I supposed to anticipate that? #guyproblems.
Jax is venting to someone about how he cried because he is breaking up with the biggest bitch that ever lived. Oh I think Frank might be hot ponytail news which is good news for me. Oh wait maybe he is not. Jax is hot nekkid head on. I don’t need to see his profile or his weepy side. Frank is not pony tail guy but he still works at SUR because that is apparently the only pond these people fish in. Jax was at the bar earlier talking about how sad he was that he was being dumped by the bitch and Frank was already doing her. I can’t believe there is one guy interested in her let alone two. Stassi is already fault finding with him. Jax is hotter. Jax is begging. None of these people are likeable. So Stassi leaves with Jax.
DRAMA! Jax got some chick knocked up while she was paying his freight. According to Frank. Stassi is a moron. And a bitch. And looking for an excuse to go back to Frank in the morning. oh, and a whore. So Jax moves out. Whatever. This is stupid.
So my question is… do I have to keep bloggin this??
I am ok with you having an hour of your life away from these annoying whores. Though I don’t watch this crap, your recap is hilarious and much better than the show could ever be.
I want to tell you to keep blogging so I don’t have to watch but then I feel guilty for making you watch it, so I’m torn. I’m one of those weird people who can’t stop following a show once I’ve started even if I hate it. I have 14 episodes of Person of Interest on my DVR even though I couldn’t care less about that show. I just pray it gets cancelled to let me out of the imaginary obligation. I know, I’m the only one who doesn’t just STOP watching if I hate it. I need professional help.
Lynne there is a term for it and it is called hate watching and you are far from alone! I hate watch many a show, because I have a weird obligation to the show.
He seemed mostly upset about drinking the cristal so that really says it all to me. Bravo please cancel this show? Can we call Mohammed?
I DVR’d this and I watched the concealer part and then the whole Stassi feeling “torn” between her boyfriend and some guy she’s been hanging out with for TWO days and I thought, “I totally want to hear what Tamara has to say about this.” So here I am.
I agree with that your boyfriend should not love beauty products more than you do, unless you’re down with that. And your recap of this is great, but there should be more onomatopoeias, like claws on a chalkboard or high pitched screeching to show how these harpies really sound
No. Keep blogging lol. Jk. They really fucked up on this show. I love Lisa. I thought this was her show. Not a show about mentally ill 20 something’s. I’d rather watch DBTFTP…
Looking forward to your WWHL blog. I thought it was a hoot. Loved the “Hoda Lay He Who” bit. But someone needs to hand Brandi a sandwich — something gooey with lots of cheese and buttah…
No. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. That, and it’s a sh*t show. I’d much rather you use your powers for good.
I think this could have been a good show. They just have the wrong people in it. Stassi is way too much of a bitch. She needs to go right away. Jax is good eye candy but dumb as hell. He needs to go. Stassi two little girlfriends need to go. I think if they got rid of these four and put some people in with some depth they might be able to get this show off the ground. Please keep posting about this show. Your blog is so funny.
Maybe not a recap but maybe do a talk about VR here. So we all have a place to bitch and moan about these twats. Plus next week we get the big taking the shirt off to fight scene.
This show … is TERRIBLE!!!! All I kept thinking when I watched – was Jax is 32 years old!!!??? 32??? I like Lisa – but I think they need to re-vamp…maybe show a mix of the dumb bell 20 somethings and some of the managers?? Lisa’s partner – the one that wants to fire Staci … she seems interesting.
Appreciate you taking one for the team Tamara, and re-capping!LOL
OH yeah … you don’t have to hurt your brain cells blogging about this mess!!!
I started watching this last night and switched the channel 10 minutes into it. There’s not one character I even care about. Due to the fact that this show follows RHOBH, I fear it will be around for awhile. As far as I am concerned if you don’t like the show Tamara, don’t even bother blogging about it.
I watched the show for the first time last night, after taping it. I liked Lisa Vanderpump before, but this show does not do her justice. It makes her look pretty silly and for trying to be a friend to these losers. I doubt that it does the restaurant any favors either. I mean really, who besides a clueless 20 year old, would want to go there now? Lisa said her relationship with Stassi comes from her daughter’s relationship with her. Definately not a good reflection on her daughter. With friends like that…. Anyway, it’s a pretty lame show, Tamara. I don’t care if you blog it or not, altho I love your take on anything! You are a hoot!
I feel its all scripted. NO business can run with people like this in charge…they come and go as they please, its drama 24/7…its a mess. One thing is certain, young people in this country, especially in BH….need a frickin life.
I like the young stupidity in the show. It reminds me of a crowd I use to see and laugh at when I was in my 20′s. That said, I don’t understand why you’d blog this show or any that you don’t enjoy watching.
I’m not sure I can quite cold turkey. Is there a patch or something?
You are so damn hilarious it would be a shame if you stopped now!! LOL. I am stuck watching this lame show just so I can read youir blog afterwards! Gawd I feel like a selfish twat tho if I ask yoiu to keep blogging on it when you don’t like it. I can’t stand this group of people on the show that are the main characters but like Lynn up there posted, once I start watching I have this sickness to bear the burden of this to the bitter end. Kind of like RHWAT another show that I loathe watching with Kenya in it and NeNe so changed since she found her fame. Whatever. Two really bad shows imho that I am stuck watching. Feel like I am in hell already. Maybe there is a patch for that.
tamara, if you don’t want to do the write the next blog I would be more than happy to fill in for you….just let me know.
Sweet Jesus. I just watched some horredous show called Secrets of Trophy Wives (???) on TLC, and it makes Vanderpump Rules seem like masterpiece theater.
I am convinced Lisa put pressure on this crew to ham it up so that she would have a good season on her new show…..I can see no other reason for people to act as childish and superficial as these people act….no one in their right mind running a business would put up with this nonsense, especially someone as successful as Lisa and her husband. So to answer your question, sure you can stop blogging about this show, its all scripted and nonsense.
This crowd is too young for me, so I just don’t get it. This is the 2nd episode that I watched (missed last week). It’s like watching MTV. Anyway, why would a girl ask to be given info about a girl that your boyfriend slept with when he wasn’t dating you and then cried about it. Ugh. This show grates on my nerves like fingers on the chalkboard.
This show is beyond unbearable.
Your recap is way more interesting than that show. I’m not a superficial person but since this show is based on superficiality I need to say that everyone at Sur is fugly. Except Lisa and Ken.