Okay this is going to have to be a slam drunk because I am STILL half an hour behind live and have WWHL to get to. So off we go on the down and dirty version. Hold on your hats boys and girls…Oh look Stassi is over Jax. She is giving him a ulitmatum. Stassi vants to be alone….I’m tiered of her. Give me Scheana or Lisa. Lisa has a French partner I guess the other guy’s wife who is trying to do scheduling and it is sooo hard y’all. Sheesh.
If you have to ask your boyfriend for concealer? You might want to think about that, dear. That one girl has a fashion shoot. Some girl was there that used to bang that one girl’s bisexual boyfriend who is more gay than straight was on the shoot. Apparently in the same bed. Bummer. Sad times.
Jax has a fugly nose. This is the first time I have seen a profile. I would still do him. But whatever. He is dumber than a box of rocks. Tom says Jax is codependant so they go out to get wasted with a bunch of the SUR whores. But that one chick shows up and talks about how pissed she is that she is doing a photo shoot with some other whore her (ALLEGEDLY) bisexual boyfriend fucked a long time ago. This is so not important to them let alone me. She is mad because her boyfriend was not a virgin when the met? Really? Sometimes you run into people who have been with the same dude you have. God GAWD.
Oh look. Look Dick. Look. See Stassi Fuck. See Stassi fuck Frank. Look Dick Look. Stassi doesn’t want to hurt Jax. Frank is good sex. Whatever will Stassi do? Oh I know, she will probably call Scheana a whore and do whatever she wants.
Lisa talks to Tom about being in the shop on the shop and “winding that brunette chick up” while she is working. Tom is like, wait, WHUT? It is my fault that the chick got mad at me for not being a virgin while she was working here? How the hell am I supposed to anticipate that? #guyproblems.
Jax is venting to someone about how he cried because he is breaking up with the biggest bitch that ever lived. Oh I think Frank might be hot ponytail news which is good news for me. Oh wait maybe he is not. Jax is hot nekkid head on. I don’t need to see his profile or his weepy side. Frank is not pony tail guy but he still works at SUR because that is apparently the only pond these people fish in. Jax was at the bar earlier talking about how sad he was that he was being dumped by the bitch and Frank was already doing her. I can’t believe there is one guy interested in her let alone two. Stassi is already fault finding with him. Jax is hotter. Jax is begging. None of these people are likeable. So Stassi leaves with Jax.
DRAMA! Jax got some chick knocked up while she was paying his freight. According to Frank. Stassi is a moron. And a bitch. And looking for an excuse to go back to Frank in the morning. oh, and a whore. So Jax moves out. Whatever. This is stupid.
So my question is… do I have to keep bloggin this??