Looks like we are back at the Moroccan restaurant where Mauricio is being a douchebag and WOW. I am shocked to see Kyle grabbing him and telling him to shut the fuck up. What was that about? Didn’t want him to let on that she was stirring the pot somehow? Then Kyle does her, “the is the last thing I wanted to happen…” routine and apologizes for Mauricio. Brandi is crying about her kids and how Adrienne is taking food out of her kids mouths by suing her over bullshit. Ken is getting such a good edit. Which means I am falling in love with Ken all over again. It does seem like Kyle said it is not about the surrogacy. Which means in Kyle land, sure it is about the surrogacy issue but it’s also about the reasons behind it and why those two decided to use a surrogate. To me anyway. I’m just saying.
I hate to stick up for Taylor but I totally get her saying that she doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Yolanda’s opinion from her multimillion dollar house in Malibu about how she should feel. It’s the exact same thing Brandi is saying to Mauricio about the lawsuits he has not being a big deal to him. He has lawyers, they are a big deal to a woman raising two kids alone in Beverly Hills living on a Bravo income alone. OOOOH Taylor says “I think we now a little bit more about her husband than she knows we know…” Very interesting! She refers to his marriage to Linda Thompson (I hope that is the right name, I am so behind). Yolanda goes to the ladies room to support Brandi and Lisa is there. This is MY TEAM and it will for the rest of the season be these three against the rest.
Meanwhile… Why the hell is Maurice as Kim calls him involved in all this bullshit. Did he negotiate for more airtime or refused to be filmed? I can see that happening. He is the male eye candy. And finally it is over. Did I mention I love Ken. LOL The both of them are talking about stopping at the Polo Lounge for a drink.
Oh look, it is Adrienne and Paul filming with their allies Kyle and Mo. Adrienne is really pushing this whole New York trip they were supposedly on. They needed to get away together and have some fresh air away from Brandi. If this show is going to be this scripted they need to hire acting coaches. I’m just saying. Adrienne is the fakest HW that ever was. She is all about public perception. Kyle once again is saying she has no idea why everything is out of control at her events. Most overhyped scene ever.
Yolanda is a Mohammed’s why? Oh look there are the lemons. Yolanda is helping to stage his house for sale. I kind of love her but there is not much to recap. She is bossy. The house is GORGEOUS.
Kim and a psychic AGAIN? Kim has ghosts in her new house. Apparently they are Kim’s future grandchildren. I just can’t with this. I’m also skipping Faye and Kyle. Sorry. Moving on. Brandi and her Gay and Marisa and her husband are at dinner. Which reminds me I had none so I am going to be drunk blogging at any moment.Or this one. Marisa’s husband Dean is a movie producer this is the introductory scene. I have to move on. Except they are talking about Romania. I loved my trip to Romania. Now I am roped into this scene. Brandi is going to Vegas about some stripper pole thing. I think that was the point of the scene. Moving on.
Art Gallery Scene. Kyle, I wish someone would tell housewives that adult women do not look good in those childish headbands. Mo tries to make up with Ken offering a bottle of booze. Ken is explaining he is leaving and on cue Lisa walks up saying we have to go… Bottom line is Lisa and Ken do not like Adrienne and Paul so if Mo and Kyle are going to take their side on the Brandi issue, they will not be on their side.
Wait it was over? That was the big deal ending?
The show has really gone astray this season. Just a bunch of bitches, bitching about absolutely nothing. Andy needs to sharpen his editing pen and chop the whole show.
Yolanda has mushrooms?
That’s morel (mushrooms), not moral.
Thanks everso. I did not know that.
So boring, how much more can they milk the Brandi and Adrienne thing. Stop beating a dead horse…. zzzzz. yaddy yaddy yaddy. However, as boring as Yolanda is, I really like her. She has moral and I like how she is raising her children. That new girl, Marissa, why is she saying all those terrible things about her husband. I thought I liked her, but now I don’t .
I don’t know what Maurico was talking about I was hypnotized by his voice and good looks! I don;t feel sorry for Brandi who is raising two kids and primary job is to be on a reality show. There are plenty of single mothers who are raising kids and some have more than 2. If she was really destitute she would move out of Beverly Hills and get a real job. This show is getting on my nerves, just like RHONJ. I find myself not liking anyone. Adrienne was having personal issues like Camielle was 1st season. I used to like her but now not so much and it has nothing to do with the Lisa situation, which I find pety or Brandi. Brandi didnt like her from jump because I can see the type of person she is. Taylor………just deperate in need of help she is another one that needs a job. Camielle is actually cool considering I couldnt stand her after season 1. Kyle, she’s okay but I can tell she is self conscious about being liked and wants to state her opinion, so does so through others so she gets blamed anyway. Even though it might not be a popular opinion, I think Lisa is phony and a hypocrite. I think she plays for the camera very well and gets a good edit. Yolanda…irrelevant….snob….serves no purpose on the show. She will for sure get a seat on the end of the couch. Kim is okay this season. I have lived with an alcoholic parent and Kim can expect her relatives to tread lightly regarding her recovery. I have have experienced the ups and downs of someone trying to kick the habit and the effects of the family.
Amen!
Taylor is really the comic relief at this point. Sorry but when she said something about “You didn’t find David hanging, and….” And went on to list her little gripes I about cracked up. She really is a mess. Her opening line says it all. She’s worked this hard (driving her husband to suicide was not easy). She’s not giving up her BH address now! I wonder if her kid is still a ginormous brat who orders her around. Second generation spinoffs in a few years could be fun.
right?? taylor said that absurd thing about finding the husband hanging, with the same intonation as, “i have a run in my tights”— too TOO much!
I think I might hate Taylor more than Kyle now. (I reserve the right to change my opinion of her again based on whatever happens on the next show). Taylor is an insecure, attention-seeking blowfish who was unhappy in her sham marriage and probably with her life in general, so she has to pick fights with an unstable person like Kim in order to make herself feel better. Kim, who after years and years of alcohol and drug abuse barely has any sense (or a brain) left to defend herself. She could barely contain her stupid smile during the fighting at Kyle’s dinner party, and she made sure to bring the drama to herself when she realized she wasn’t getting any attention. The scene last week with Taylor and her fake crying over the wedding ring and Hermes bags was just too much and confirmed to me that Taylor is a total psycho.
Poor Russell.
100% agree!
brandi is a screechy bag of self-invovled, self-important fish bones, with an immobile face. i can’t stand her.
I think drunken Taylor should mind her business. Yolanda might just kick her butt. Would you call Taylor a gossip Mauricio?
Remember Taylor joined hands with Brandi and Camille and did the we are strong single women speech. Next we see Taylor with Kim, Kyle, and Rocky who are talking about Brandi’s behavior and Taylor is now laughing and agreeing with them. Taylor is a mess.
Kim is a fool and a creep. How dare she judge anyone after 2 years being a drunken fool in front of the cameras? She still refuses to take responsibility for her actions and will not forgive Kyle or Brandi.
The fake scene with A&P and Kyle and Rocky was pitiful. They live in mansion far away from mere morals and they had to leave to get away. Was Brandi doing drive bys?
Kim needs a therapist not a psychic. I am now officially over Kim and do not feel sorry for her.
I would love to see Taylor and Kim as friends, that would be a riot.
Who is Rocky?
I think she means Mauricio, but I don’t know why she’s calling him Rocky. That’s against Tamara’s new rules. Use their real names!
opps, I did not know there was a real name rule on this site. Sorry
No so much a rule.
We just prefer real names here because it makes it easier to read. Everyone has their own pet names. 
Thanks.
When is the RHOC going to start? BH is boring this season. I’ m ready for some juicy action!!
I think OC is going to be boring too. Vicky’s made up with everyone and is still with Brooks. We all know Alexis is back. Maybe a new face or two will shake things up but we’ve seen that fail both with ATL and BH so far this season so my hopes are not high.
You are probably right that the OC housewives will be boring as well. I think they need to pick some new smaller cities with a real Peyton Place feel!!
I think they’ve just done the RH franchise to death and need to find the next big thing to entertain us with.
Alexis is back?? I thought she was out. I almost feel bad laughing at her. But she does give us something quotably stupid in ever episode. We constantly say ” I do anchoring” when we see a dumb woman.
Yup, she was on a ski trip the group took for filming. They took a pic (at the airport I believe) and posted the pics. TT posted it Dec 4th. I think that’s when you were MIA for a bit.
http://tamaratattles.com/2012/12/04/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-jet-off-to-someplace-cold/
Paris Hilton is DESPERATELY trying to stay relevant. She is and always has been a useless piece of garbage. IMHO. Kim Kardashian can join her there.
That’s my two cents.
LOLOLOL……I don’t think Faye got the memo on the definition of an A-lister. That client list of her’s was more of a C and D-list.
I rolled my eyes when Yolanda said that to the workers. :0
AMEN sista!
Faye is irrelevant. I cant even stand to look at her horseface. Much like Kenya… they should both go to a country POPULATION TWO!
Ok, so what job is Kim referring to that she learned not to say bad things about people in order to keep??? Also, being a single mother to the grandchildren of Marvin Davis is a liiiittle (a lot) different than being a single mom to children by an obscure actor who is mostly famous for being a cheat and marrying Leann “crazy” Rimes. I feel like Ken and Lisa take up for Brandi bc Adrienne really does the same thing-talk shit about people. She just does it undercover or through Bernie.
Thanks for the recap. itunes doesn’t have the episode up yet so I have to wait to watch. They have VR but I like to watch them in order – BH then VR.
Dar Maghreb, the Moroccan restaurant where Kyle’s dinner took place, closed in September. I guess letting Bravo film there was the kiss of death.
Or maybe that made it the perfect filming spot. Not having to worry about disrupting anything since the place was a dead spot already.
Where does Kim get the money for all these whackadoos who make house calls?
Brandi sure is a nasty bitch. Sitting there on wwhl saying Kyle dresses too young and Leann is crazy and whatever else she could say bad about anyone. Of course, if she gets called out for it she will cry and moan that she is a single mother who never got to be a supermodel and it’s all about her kids. Hey? How about you try to protect them by not saying stupid shit and wrapping your thighs around a stripper pole and anything that moves? Damn she has got a bad dye job. And did she have cheek implants recently? It looks like she glued two silly puddy eggs to her face.
she must have a tab with kylie
Totally agree teecee66! And if she’s so poor, why doesn’t she leave Beverly Hills? It’s like one of the most expensive places to live!
Have you seen her house? It doesn’t look like she lives in Beverly Hills.
But she could have a nicer house if she didn’t live in Beverly Hills and have all those designer clothes.
Yes that’s what I don’t like about Brandi: she can dish it but she can’t take it. She should STFU
In all fairness, Kyle DOES dress too young… she needs to stop shopping at Forever 21.
LOL.
That headband was nutty. Was it a belt tied around her head?
She looked ridiculous. That dress didn’t do anything for her either.
I think Brandi’s cheek’s are so puffy from all the crying. I realize she’s totally playing it for the cameras to keep her prime spot on the show but please stop CRYING when people call you on it!
Brandi should cool it on the injections/plastic surgery. Her face is right on the edge of freak. Her cheekbones are this close to cutting glass and wiping out cities.
I think it is injections. She does not need it and she has gone too far.
I’m not used to people agreeing with me. It makes me uncomfortable. Can you nice guys go out and send in the people who want my head on a stake. Everso.
Get out of my head. I wanted to say the same thing. Brandi is spending her Bravo checks at the plastic surgeons office. Maybe she should get Botox in her mouth so she can shut up!!
The guy sitting next to Brandi in the restaurant was not “her gay”. That was Marisa’s husband. The guy sitting next to Marisa was her brother.
Hey Tamara,
I’m not on Twitter but can you tweet Adrienne and suggest that she hire Yolanda to decorate her next home? Hahaha!!!
THat Marisa person sure is twatty. Does she realize that being married to someone she seems to loathe reflects badly on her? And the cuckhold just sits and takes it? Ick on both of them.
I missed that part. I was typing and realized it happened and didn’t care enough to back up. What did she say about him?
Basically she regrets getting married so young and not partying and fucking other guys.
Is Sean Stewart the same one from celebrity rehab? If so he is way too young for Adrienne
and that she isnt that attractive too him. Basically she couldv’e done better.
She said she doesn’t find him attractive. She said she wished he’d make movies that make money instead of the arts films that he loves. She said she would be glad when he went to Europe to make a movie. All right in front of him like he was not even there.
I think he’s attractive. I’ll take him
I really like Dean Zanuck. When the sh-t was hitting the fan at the restaurant and he asked who wanted dessert, I decided I liked him.
Now what was the scene with Paris Hilton? I missed the point of that.
Except what does it mean to “close” a concert. I’ve googled and I still can’t figure that out.
Yes Monique maybe she’s sweeping and locking up the place
I guess Paris will take any tv exposure these days even if it is on her loser aunts’ reality show.
lol I laughed at the Paris scene and skipped through. I am actually in the midst of a life for a change and could not be bothered. I also think that Mohammed and the Hiltons pay Bravo to be on. … you didn’t hear that from me.
When I saw Paris I felt like a scary monster came out of nowhere.
That was just weird. Bravo even has a dumb video of her cameo. I didn’t watch it so I assume it’s her cameo.
I think the Parisite skank was the closing act as a DJ for a concert.
You’re right. It was at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil last June. She did a one-hour set at the end.
Paris looked so ridiculous shuffling into the art gallery. I can’t believe she walks like that. Also she acted very, very awkward. She was obviously only on to brag about her “concert” in Brazil (that her own family members didn’t even know about).
Does anyone watch Suburgatory ? I can’t look at Paris now without thinking of Dahlia.