Looks like we are back at the Moroccan restaurant where Mauricio is being a douchebag and WOW. I am shocked to see Kyle grabbing him and telling him to shut the fuck up. What was that about? Didn’t want him to let on that she was stirring the pot somehow? Then Kyle does her, “the is the last thing I wanted to happen…” routine and apologizes for Mauricio. Brandi is crying about her kids and how Adrienne is taking food out of her kids mouths by suing her over bullshit. Ken is getting such a good edit. Which means I am falling in love with Ken all over again. It does seem like Kyle said it is not about the surrogacy. Which means in Kyle land, sure it is about the surrogacy issue but it’s also about the reasons behind it and why those two decided to use a surrogate. To me anyway. I’m just saying.
I hate to stick up for Taylor but I totally get her saying that she doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Yolanda’s opinion from her multimillion dollar house in Malibu about how she should feel. It’s the exact same thing Brandi is saying to Mauricio about the lawsuits he has not being a big deal to him. He has lawyers, they are a big deal to a woman raising two kids alone in Beverly Hills living on a Bravo income alone. OOOOH Taylor says “I think we now a little bit more about her husband than she knows we know…” Very interesting! She refers to his marriage to Linda Thompson (I hope that is the right name, I am so behind). Yolanda goes to the ladies room to support Brandi and Lisa is there. This is MY TEAM and it will for the rest of the season be these three against the rest.
Meanwhile… Why the hell is Maurice as Kim calls him involved in all this bullshit. Did he negotiate for more airtime or refused to be filmed? I can see that happening. He is the male eye candy. And finally it is over. Did I mention I love Ken. LOL The both of them are talking about stopping at the Polo Lounge for a drink.
Oh look, it is Adrienne and Paul filming with their allies Kyle and Mo. Adrienne is really pushing this whole New York trip they were supposedly on. They needed to get away together and have some fresh air away from Brandi. If this show is going to be this scripted they need to hire acting coaches. I’m just saying. Adrienne is the fakest HW that ever was. She is all about public perception. Kyle once again is saying she has no idea why everything is out of control at her events. Most overhyped scene ever.
Yolanda is a Mohammed’s why? Oh look there are the lemons. Yolanda is helping to stage his house for sale. I kind of love her but there is not much to recap. She is bossy. The house is GORGEOUS.
Kim and a psychic AGAIN? Kim has ghosts in her new house. Apparently they are Kim’s future grandchildren. I just can’t with this. I’m also skipping Faye and Kyle. Sorry. Moving on. Brandi and her Gay and Marisa and her husband are at dinner. Which reminds me I had none so I am going to be drunk blogging at any moment.Or this one. Marisa’s husband Dean is a movie producer this is the introductory scene. I have to move on. Except they are talking about Romania. I loved my trip to Romania. Now I am roped into this scene. Brandi is going to Vegas about some stripper pole thing. I think that was the point of the scene. Moving on.
Art Gallery Scene. Kyle, I wish someone would tell housewives that adult women do not look good in those childish headbands. Mo tries to make up with Ken offering a bottle of booze. Ken is explaining he is leaving and on cue Lisa walks up saying we have to go… Bottom line is Lisa and Ken do not like Adrienne and Paul so if Mo and Kyle are going to take their side on the Brandi issue, they will not be on their side.
Wait it was over? That was the big deal ending?