This should be interesting to say the least. We are barely in the show five minutes and I am already sick of all of this Gone With the Wind crap. Kenya is recapping the her experience working with Phaedra. Kenya says they were such good friends until the business deal went bad.

Andy asks about MJ and Lilly and how different their behavior was in Cabo. MJ basically says the Lilly is a buzzkill and she is the life of the party. Personally, I think they both need to move to the middle of the spectrum a bit.

Andy asks about WalterGate2012. Kenya says they don’t have enough time in the show. She says her relationship with Walter was real. MJ jumps in to agree saying she could see the genuine emotion in Kenya when watching the show. MJ needs to rewatch the show sober. Even the castmates admit there was no chemistry at all between the two of them. Andy asks what would motivate Walter to say the relationship was fake if it was not true. Kenya says that Walter said in his interview that  Kenya said some things about his sexuality. Kenya is trying to imply that Walter told her in Anguilla that he was gay, without actually saying it. She is also saying that Walter asked her to move to Atlanta. Does she really think anyone (except MJ) is buying what she is selling? Kenya says he did it as a counter-move and to put her role on the show in jeopardy. MJ chimed in a couple times while Kenya was talking to agree with her. Kenya says that she and Walter have not spoken since the lake.

Andy asks if men are interested in her since her appearance on the show and Kenya cackles and says, “of course! I am fabulous!” Andy points out that some may find her scary. Kenya says trust me, I am a perfect girlfriend! MJ turns to Andy and says, “Don’t you think it is fair that I am allowed to weigh in on this?” Andy says sure and MJ says that what happened with Walter was a blessing in disguise. Kenya then screams out, “I’m SINGLE!” and Andy rolls his eyes and says “Oh Headline News! She’s Single!”

A caller asks MJ about how Reza is treating her this season. Reza says she feels 100% betrayed. Andy asks about the pills. MJ says she told everyone she was taking a pill to get some sleep on the flight. Andy says the flight was three hours. MJ says the car picked us up in the middle of  the night. I was not taking medication recreationally, I was taking it for it’s intended purpose. I do not take any drugs recreationally.

Andy talks about the impending Kenya performance of Gone With the Wind Fabulous and says he predicts it will be an instant hit on the drag queen circuit. He also pointed out that in a WWHL poll 94% of people said she did NOT look like Beyonce. Kenya says people are always mistaking her for Beyonce. Andy looks pretty uncomfortable with both of his guests by the way. He seems to be subtly jabbing Kenya a lot. I think both guests have been hitting the booze.A male Kenya fan calls in says that Nene was on Wendy Williams recently talking about Kenya’s fake storyline. He wants to know if Kenya and Nene have had a talk about the fake storyline. Kenya says that Nene is very supportive of her. Kenya says that she spoke with Nene and just told her that is how she felt at the time.

A caller wants to know if MJ regrets not inviting GG to her birthday or Cabo. MJ says no. She did not want to enable GG’s behavior.

Question for Kenya. Is that a fake butt? Kenya does the shocked face laugh and says it’s all real. She’s a terrible liar. MJ steps in to intervene once again and says that if you have fat injected into your butt you can say it is all real. MJ says she thinks Lisa Vanderpump does the ass injections.  Newflash MJ, Kenya has butt implants. Kenya argues that there has been no surgical pumping into the Vanderpump rump. Kenya says when you have an extraordinary ass people just assume it is fake. No Kenya when your ass blows up to five times its previous side in a week people know you got implants. Stop acting like this is the first time you are hearing that people know you have implants. Andy really does not like Kenya.

Time for the ear bleeding. OMG she has on skin-tight gold pants. Has she been wearing them all night? SHE HAS TWO MALE GAY BACKUP DANCERS! I am half a line into the song and have to stop to catch my breath. This is unbelievably awful. The dancers are so hysterical I can’t even pay attention to the stupid song. She is not signing by the way. Or rapping. It’s more like reading some lyrics out loud while the two gayest men on the planet go into indescribable histrionics behind her.  The whole song is you say I am fake, old, ghetto, ugly, crazy, broke, single, done, etc. well think I’m fabulous. At the end of the song Kenya and the two dudes fall out on the ground. Andy does not disclose the results of the poll question which was, “Is Kenya Gone With The Wind Fabulous?”  Maybe MJ was the only person in the world who didn’t vote “no?”

Edited to include Walters Tweets during show:

Walter Jackson‏@mrwalterjackson
Hi @BravoAndy, I am willing to come on your show and prove that we hadn’t seen or talked to each other until the show started taping.

Basically his tweets verified once again that he was not really dating Kenya. She asked him to fake it for the show. He was not paid anything for his performance . He did not ask her to move to Atlanta, she “moved” here for the show. They have not spoken since he stopped filming.