Shahs of Sunset Finale: It's the Men's Turn to Behave BadlyShahs of Sunset picks back up at the dinner party from hell in Mexico. Reza and MJ are sitting outside talking and Asa comes out and MJ goes off on her and tells her to go fuck herself. MJ is pissed that Asa called her a pill popper. MJ said she took an Ambien on plane but that doesn’t make her a pill taker!  MJ walks off presumably back to her hotel room.

An hour later Reza is in the hot tub with Asa and Lilly, this season’s three musketeers. Reza says that MJ texted him and that she and Sammy were going to the club. Mike is allegedly passed out in the bed. Asa says she feels bad for calling MJ a pill popper.  Reza says he wish it could have been a private conversation with just him and MJ and Asa. Lilly chimes in to say that MJ took an Ambien at the airport and Lilly pointed out it was a two hour flight. Lilly says MJ said she took it “just for fun.” Asa says she feels really bad and starts listening reasons why, like her crazy mother and Reza laughs.

MJ is in the club with Sammy her true friend. I suppose she has forgotten about how things go when she parties with Sammy. MJ misses Reza and tweets him from the club. In her tweets she mentions that Asa is dead to her now.

Meanwhile we return to the domestic craziness that is GG. Her mother wants to make her breakfast but GG says no. GG who just last episode had a big temper tantrum with her sister saying she was going to do it all by herself. Her sister wanted to help but GG was not having it. Now that GG is seeing all the work involved she is bitching about having no help. GG arrives to the venue to discover none of the crew is there. So she calls her mommy.

Shahs of Sunset: Meet Golnesa "GG" GharachedaghiBack in international crazy waters, Mike is alive with no memory of the previous evening. It is breakfast and everyone is there looking very rough. Asa apologizes and says she should not have said what she did. Asa apologizes again.  The group heads out on a boat and Asa is wearing a thoung with no covering through the town.

Back at the venue for GG’s party, it’s an hour before the party and the crew is just now arriving. As soon as they arrive GG goes to “the green room” to have some hair and make-up  attention. GG’s parents come and she tells them to go supervise things. GG frets from the make-up chair about how hard all this party planning is. GG drinks in the green room while everyone else gets things set up.  When she finally makes her entrance to the party, she finds about six women there. One is actually playing with a Rubix cube.

In walks GG’s sister to try and fix things. GG is insulted that her sister didn’t see how hard she has “worked.”  Jenna Jameson is there and GG and her sister are talking about the product. They explain to Jenna that they do not use real hair because of “inhumane practices.” Is there some sort of violent scalping of women’s heads in order to make weave going on? Do tell. I must have missed this international travesty. GG is introduced to a “famous hairstylist.” GG is more interested in schmoozing the the guys and flirting with her ex in front of Omid than talking to potential clients. In the end, GG’s sister says she is proud of her and GG is emotional about it. GG can’t remember if she had ever hugged her sister before that night.

Back in Cabo there is a whole lot of primping going on. Reza invites the cast to Rosh Hashannah in NY. Reza has discussed this trip on Joy Behar and it didn’t go well. Everyone goes to the club and gets drunk except for Lilly who doesn’t drink. She does however take a Birkin Bag into the Mexican nightclub. She spends the night trying to keep it from getting spilled on until she finally leaves. Sammy is up to his old tricks of pouring booze straight from the bottle down MJ’s throat.

Once they get back to room, MJ steps out for a smoke and Reza goes through MJ’s stuff. Mike tries to tell Reza how wrong he is, but Reza doesn’t care. He finds a pill bottle with three or four pills in it. SCANDALOUS! It’s also in a green bottle. Green bottles are from the vet. Which is exactly what MJ says. They are Pablo’s pills. Everyone’s dog it seems is a pill popper these days. Mine included. Everyone wants to bed but MJ wants to get in the jacuzzi. Reza and MJ wrestle and play fight which ends with Reza spraying an entire bottle of champagne in MJ’s face.

It’s the final breakfast and it seems like Reza is feeling MJ again and everyone seems to be getting along. For now.

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