Okay, y’all keep trying to get me to blog Mob Wives but I’m not sure I even remember their names or what is going on with these girls. It seems that Drita is in a relatively calm state for a change and that Carla is accusing Renee of popping pills. Meanwhile, Renee’s house was robbed by some bible shredding thieves. I have to say this is a new one on me. I’ve never heard of thieves taking a break from robbing a house to read the Bible, get pissed off by the lack of storyline and shred the whole thing. I mean how do they know it didn’t get better later? Perhaps they should have started with the New Testament. They also apparently did not like Renee’s taste in pillows and shredded those as well. Renee doesn’t mention any actual valuables being stolen. Renee looks good though. I wonder whatever happened with this character and his lawsuit?
It’s Big Ang! I don’t think I have seen her in this house before it is HOT PINK. She has a mafia chick over named, Love. Big Ang has had surgery on her toes. AJ is in court required rehab. Apparently, Renee thinks that Love gave some love to her ex-husband Junior. In Love’s talking head she talks about how she has poisoned, stabbed and shot people. She stabbed her last boyfriend in front of his mother. She seems quite lovely.
Renee is meeting with Drita and tells her about her house being robbed. Still no mention of anything being taken but there was the inclusion of her family pictures also being ripped up, and other things that I wish I could unhear. Drita says Lee will be home soon. Hasn’t she been saying that forever? Renee calls Carla a sewer whore. Renee says that Carla is trying to get rid of everyone’s man. Renee had a whole string of obscenities and threats. By the way, remember when I said Renee looks good? Yeah not so good in this scene.
Love walks into the Drunken Monkey and Renee looks like she might kill her. Apparently, Renee thinks Love slept with Junior. Then suddenly Renee decides she just doesn’t care who Junior slept with and that’s a wrap.
Next up, Big Ang and Drita have decided to have Renee and Carla over to wrestle in pudding at Big Ang’s pretty, pink, house. I fear for the house. After a lengthy awkward silence, Carla says to Renee, “So what’s going on?” And it’s awn like popcawn. Renee says that Carla was following around some guy in club who was with her friend. Apparently, this is deserving of a death sentence. Carla says the dude was following her around and she was not interested. Those are not the exact words and it was said at a full out scream. Because this is serious business. Two people spoke in a club and apparently the conversation moved around from one part of the club to another. Carla wants to know why if Renee was so upset, why didn’t she address it then and there. Renee has no answer. She says that Carla is a go to girl who guys go to at the end of the night. Now that we have gotten the most pressing issue out of the way, Renee confronts Carla for calling her a junkie. Carla says Renee is a junkie. I am trying to be on Renee’s side her but basically she is getting her ass handed to her. By Carla. Renee says she has no right to call her a junkie, because….wait for it….she’s an addict.
Renee senses she is losing ground and decides to call Carla out for fucking married men. Big Ang says why is this Renee’s business? Renee wants to know why Carla cares that she is a pill-popper? I want to know why the producers think any of us care about either situation. Drita says the brunch is turning into a brawl! Renee has something else she wants to confront Carla about. Apparently, Renee’s 18-year-old son said something to Drita on twitter and Carla went right back at him. Renee thinks this is almost as bad as talking to men in bars it would seem. Carla says that Renee went on twitter and asked out Carla’s ex-husband. The brunch ends with the two agreeing that they both still hate each other.
I was bored. I am interested in seeing the Sandy storm damage stuff. And the Bible ripping thieves have my attention if they return to terrorize Renee. But it really wasn’t interesting enough to recap. But I did it for yooooooou! :)