I am not a member of the insomniac club, I love to sleep but unfortunately I have a bunch of nightmares so I am catching up in the wee hours before I try to snag me some more zzzzzs. It seems to me that Andy is a bit POed that Nene told Jimmy Fallon about her engagement rather than doing it on his show. So lets see what I missed there.
First of all I love that Nene is wearing sleeves. In the ATL it is SO HARD to find dresses with sleeves. Kidding not. At least off the rack. So props to Nene for the green dress. Oh Andy, why the fuck are you airing MJ in a swimsuit on your show? Don’t be a douchebag. She has the guts to be herself at the beach so shut your mouth about her.
Okay already Nene is sort of going in on Kenya. She does this all the time. The problem I have with that is that Nene keeps inviting Kenya into her home for parties. I am TELLING YOU GUYS, something is going on with Nene and Kenya. I will repeat until the cows come home that my sources tell me Nene got Kenya on the show. All is not what it seems with these two, I am just not sure what is what. If my Nene source is still reading here. GET BACK TO ME!
Andy just called Nene the last one standing from a flashback to season one. Does that mean Kim is not coming back? Now Andy is asking for Nene to give each housewife a resolution…this should be good. Nene says ….
For Porsha, ” To not be a Ding-Dong”
For Phaedra (Gregg says stick to Law, lol) Nene says “To change her hair.”
For Kenya “Not look for a man, let a man look for you.”
For Apollo ” Maybe he should get a tan”
For Kim ” To stop lying.”
Andy asks why Nene and Gregg decided to get back together. Nene said she has known Gregg since 1996 and she never wanted to divorce him. She says as a woman you have to stand for something or you will… okay fine. Basically she caught him cheating and she was too rich to put up with that shit so when his financial shit came down she plugged the plug. He got his shit together and now they are back. That was put through the TamaraTattles REAL FILTER but essentially that was what she said.
The episode is supposed to be a “bridal shower” Andy gave Nene a bit of lingerie made of money. Coincidentally, Wendy Williams gave Nene the same thing only a larger version on her show the next day.
Have I ever mentioned that Andy’s beloved rug on his set that he has a total cow if someone spills on looks like a Georgia O’Keefesque vagina? I’m just saying. Don’t spill your
seed drink on Andy’s vagina.
A caller asks whose side Nene is on regarding Porsha and Kenya. Nene says at the time it was Porsha but “so much has happened since then.” Again, I am not buying this Nene and Kenya thing and think it was all a set up. Next caller wants to know if Dwight will be the wedding planner. Nene says absolutely not. I like Dwight but no mam! Karen wants to know why Nene was more likeable this season. Nene says she was always likeable but she is in a happy place. Nene’s dress has holes in it on her right shoulder which is apparently bigger than the other. The dress is Jean Paul Gautier. It does look ripped though. I’m just saying. Also she crashed the Kitson site mentioning some $600 phone accessory so now she is asking for free shit.
Full disclosure… I think Gregg is pretty doable. There I said it.