I am so behind on the blogging for this week. Sundays and Mondays are so full that I am not longer going to be able to blog them as they happen. Actually, my posts will probably be better since I can take my time and not feel so pressed to get things done right away.
Reza and Asa driving down the street in Asa’s pretty white Mercedes and Reza’s talking head proclaims that nobody gets him like Asa and they are the King and Queen. This seems odd after Reza spent last season turning his Persian nose up at Asa’s unique fashion sense and talking about how she is an embarrassment. But, since Asa was so popular on the first season and Reza is the star of the show in his head, Reza now thinks she is fantastic. Asa is in a tank top sporting a ton of gold. If you have it, wear it I always say! Asa wants to do a live performance of her music. Spoiler alert! It’s this season’s season finale. I heard it went very well.
MJ has set up a lunch meeting to mediate the situation with GG and Asa. I am already worried this will not go well for MJ based on the current lay of the land, MJ seems to still be on the shit list of several of the other cast members. Both MJ and GG look stunning. MJ is much more attractive in street clothes than when she tries to pile on all the fancy shoes and dresses. GG is being very calm and says she is going to call her therapist to work on her anger. Two hours later the girls are still drinking and Asa stands them up. Lovely. I honestly think this scene might have been staged with the intent of production telling Asa not to come. I don’t think Asa would have agreed to come and then not shown up or at least cancelled.
The next scene is Asa, Mike, MJ and Reza at Reza’s condo. They are having a family meeting at Reza’s request about GG going to Cabo. Asa and Reza are refusing to go. Puhlease, they have no choice but to go. It’s in the contract. They will all be there. Reza and Asa tell Mike they won’t go if GG goes. So Mike uninvited GG. I get that GG is out of control, but they need to stop inviting her to thinks in the first place if they don’t want to be around her. Inviting her, and then uninviting her is mean. Tamaratattles scooped the Shah’s trip to Cabo exclusively here. Mike says that the four of them will go with Lilly and Sammy and right away MJ doesn’t want Lilly there. How is this any different from Reza and Asa wanting to exclude GG?
GG meets with her sister and her father for lunch to discuss a launch party for the hair extension company. GG says she is going to handle the entire thing for herself. It seems that the hair extension company is something that her sister and another woman have been working on for a year. Last episode, GG admitted she didn’t even know the price of the product. GG’s sister is saying that it is a company launch party and everyone needs to be involved. GG’s eyes are going dark. GG is more of a spokesperson for the product rather than serious partner in the company. By the way, the Persian restaurant they are at looks fantastic.The cast arrives in Cabo and Lilly is a total downer. Meanwhile Reza is talking about white people again. What race does he think he is exactly? Mongoloid? Meanwhile everyone is laughing and having fun except for Lilly. Lilly gives Asa a couple of swimsuits from her line. I don’t think that Asa has the body type for Lilly’s line which is made for toothpicks with wigs on. Lilly gives MJ a tunic from her line and is actually very kind to MJ who is in a bathing suit that does not flatter her. She gently suggests MJ try the other option she showed her. I’m no Lilly fan but I thought she was very gracious in that scene.
GG takes Omid to help her work the launch party. I’m revising my opinion of Omid. I think the first episode scenes with him and drunk GG were probably not characteristic of the guy. I’m willing to give him a second chance.
At the pool Asa is toasting to brown people. Seriously, I don’t know what it is with Bravo shows and the need to constantly talk about race. I don’t even want to blog this nonsense and get you all started. Thankfully, discussions about race go straight to spam here now, so there is that. Mike people is calling white people nuts. Lilly is aghast that the people at the pool are not attractive. MJ is alone in her room in the better choice of swimwear curling her hair and guzzling wine, or possibly champagne. I would not want to go to the beach with any of these people. The beach is for relaxing, letting it all hang out. Drinking things out of pineapples or coconuts, reading and getting some sun. It’s not a meat market. They are not college students on spring break. They are all nearly forty years old. This is bizarre behavior to me. MJ arrives in the tunic which looks fabulous on her. Everyone is wasted except for Lilly.
At dinner, Lilly is the only person at the table who is sober. She is being very kind to MJ. Asa apparently giggled at something MJ said and MJ took offense. MJ is very drunk. Things don’t seem to be that terrible at the moment but they are playing the music that means things are about to get out of hand. Asa is not particularly helping the situation. Asa says that MJ called Lilly a chia pet. Lilly says she is not the one that looks like a chia pet right now. MJ says she never said that. I can’t believe I am typing this nonsense. They are in Cabo. Why can’t these bravo folks EVER enjoy a vacation? I sort of feel bad for them. They are all so superficial they can’t enjoy the beautiful surroundings they are in. Asa is sober and having a hard time dealing with drunk MJ. A bit of smiling and nodding would go a long way; however, Asa accuses MJ of popping pills. MJ calls Asa a bitch and leaves the table. MJ drunkenly stands in the and curses at Asa in Persian. Asa remains calm. MJ calls Reza to the bushes and he says if she puts down the wine she will come.
Oh MJ now you are doing the same high school shit that Reza did to you. Why would you tell Reza that if he stays at the table he is taking the side that is against her? Reza has come out into the bushes to try to talk some sense into you MJ! When you sober up in the morning you are going to regret this behavior.
On the previews we see Reza go through MJ’s purse looking for pills. He finds a green pill bottle. Anyone who has a dog know that the green and blue pill bottles are from a vet. To be continued…